Michael J Dolan

Michael J Dolan

@michaeljdolan.bsky.social

Fucking hell https://linktr.ee/michaeljdolan

359 Followers 189 Following 2,268 Posts Joined Jul 2023
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18 hours ago

i honestly can't stand seeing people say Gen AI is a disability aid because if it was a disability aid, they wouldn't be putting this much money into it

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2 years ago

perhaps some of you soothsayers should quit yapping about the "ides of march," and "march" yourselves into the employment office to say "Ide" like to apply for a job

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Excited to try the Easter Gammon Soap

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6 hours ago

the lime yearns for the coconut

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Excited to try the Easter Gammon Soap

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1 day ago

COOL. COOL, COOL, COOL.

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1 day ago

Another one is people who are mad at jump scares. What's wrong with jump scares?

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2 days ago

Excited for Netflix to reveal "there's a witch on the bus but the driver doesn't believe me and won't stop the bus"

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2 days ago

If any studio execs are interested I've got a bunch more dumb as fuck childhood fears you could turn into movies.

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2 days ago

When I was a kid I used to worry that there would be a flood and then sharks would get in my house, anyway they've finally made a movie about that.

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Some of this is on me, I've never really understood the appeal of mst3k, but at this point what are you even doing

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2 days ago

Surprising amount of the film devoted to giving Robert Forster shit about losing his hair.

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2 days ago

So much stuff happens in this movie.

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3 days ago

"the delivery group" need to rethink their name

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3 days ago

Really feel like that movie hasn't found its audience yet. It'll be looked back at as an unsung classic.

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3 days ago

"your package has been delayed"
JUST SAY YOU LOST IT YOU EQUIVOCATING CUNT

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3 days ago

Nice. Always been fascinated by this thing but never quite enough to try and get hold of one.

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Preview
Moving at the Speed of Concrete: “The Transatlantic Swim” By Tom Shapira Orson Welles’ 1958 film, Touch of Evil, opens with a single continuous shot that shows a bomb being planted in a car. A slow drive follows as the car crosses the border from Mexico t…

I thank this writer for discussing matters of historical importance, like @paulchadwick.bsky.social's 150 panel page from Concrete.
shelfdust.com/2025/11/19/m...

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3 days ago

I will never forgive Sony for closing Studio Liverpool. Criminal cultural vandalism.

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I did not get the Sagan one right

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1 year ago
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Shout out to this insane tweet from a few years back about Chris Pratt refusing to observe our holy days.

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3 was my first one so I can never be too mad at it

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6 days ago

Here, hear it from the man himself.

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panel 1: older lady with glasses and leon s kennedys hair on the phone saying "Hello, Mr. X? this is Mrs. kennedy... uh-huh... that's right..." panel 2: close up leon s Kennedy (old), scared face. off panel his mom continues "i just wanted to let you know Leon hasnt been eating his vegetables.."

my resident evil fanart

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6 days ago

I'm going to do it just to piss him off 😂

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6 days ago

Can't think of a good Chester Gould name for him. Best I've got is Audit O'Hairline.

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Current pet hate is letterboxd reviews that go "what a terrible piece of shit, really bad. watched the mst3k version"

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