stunt tulpa

Now watching: Downton Abbey: the Splendid Grand Funeral

you're programming an app where i post pictures of my piss stream. it's not important

Mustard socks

Careful…

🫡 American hero

THC stands for:

T - is for Tortee (Antoni from Queer Eye trying to pronounce 'tortilla' in a mexican-kinda accent but replaces the 'll' with 'h' so it sounds like tortee - Hcha)

H - is for Hcah (see above parenthetical)

C - is for chips

Tortee-Hcah Chips

Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

I don’t know how it started exactly but “it’s just some bombing not a war” is sanitizing our actions. like we are just Knocking out enemy tanks. Ok ask the people on the ground what they think. Ask that old guy if the Blitz was a war. Ask the dead kids and the parents searching through the rubble.

Scorpions car bomb

But whole

We can’t clean up Washington without restoring integrity to the Supreme Court.

That’s why I believe we should expand the Supreme Court to 13 justices. And then, institute term limits.

Because an appointment to the Supreme Court shouldn’t mean a lifetime lack of accountability.

We are going to end up bailing out banks and insurance companies in the next crypto crash. hell maybe if there’s a betting market crash?

Maybe they will make it so you can gamble using your 401k or something, just spitballing here

Someone reposting an unusual whales post in the feed like “JUST IN: Chinese nuclear warheads have been launched at every major US city. Unusual”

Specimens of two ilk primarily: those quite tasty to gorge upon and those with sharp teeth and temper foul

Worker standing in a strawberry field

"Soledad" harvests strawberries in Oxnard. "December, January, and February are the worst months for strawberry workers. We don't earn enough to cover expenses. I have children & things are very difficult. I'm only working 4-5 hours/day. I barely earn enough for rent." #WeFeedYou

Congrats USA. We have eclipsed Israel as most hated country in the world. It wasn’t easy, but in the end we put in the hard work.

Israel retaking the lead as most hated country in the world from a tired looking US- stay tuned for the second half to see if the US has an answer for Israel’s bold strategy of shooting children and aid workers-

This is the only public comment I’ve EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE that invokes the victims of our imperialism as a plea to stop it. It is the most clearly anti war statement I’ve seen, and possibly (and sadly) one of the few I’ve ever heard calling it what it is: murdering families. including real life.

Oops! All Unwinnable Quagmires

very cool culture we’ve built where being flatly anti war for moral reasons is seen as a completely unserious position.

I saw March of the penguins here during the winter stoned as hell. Morgan freeman literally inhabited my skull for 3 hours. I was so cold

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Ohhhh we’re all gonna DIE die

I only need 16. Thanks though.

don’t be a bummer babe

Anyway whoever you are, you are loved. If it takes forever, we will make sure these people lose.

We’re a Casey’s family

It would be cool to amass a team of these scooters and harness them to a yoke / throttle and pull me around in wagon like a shitty Santa, handing out vapes to the cool kids