stunt tulpa

hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal/ give me a kiss by wire/ counting or not counting gang violence/ if you re-

Exactly, as adults we have nothing to fear

the intro is just him sitting in a plastic patio chair w a little table, struggling to breath and both pale and beat red and sweating at once

Jeremy Clarkson has triumphantly returned to TV for his new series “Toasted” about drinking regional gins and smoking various kinds of cigarettes

Good to know. Yeah it can get kinda dank in there after a while gotta flush her out from time to time w bleach

Haha I’m sure it’ll be fine

ME: Basically, I just came to say you guys have about 200 years to stop looking like such dorks.

NAPOLEONIC ERA HUSSAR LIEUTENANT-COLONEL: 𝑈𝑛 𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑟𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑑𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑒́𝑒𝑠 90 𝑞𝑢𝑖 𝑣𝑜𝑦𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑑𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑙𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑠… 𝑉𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑧 𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑠 𝑑𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑢𝑥 𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑐 𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠. 𝑀𝑜𝑛 𝐷𝑖𝑒𝑢, 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒 𝑐'𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝐽𝑁𝐶𝑂 𝑗𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑠!

We had one of those for over ten years and it never broke, then we moved and needed to buy another one, and bought the same one woth the paired drier for like 700$ lmao

4 years in no problems. I’m convinced it’s because they aren’t digital

o7 sir yes sir situation nominal sir posting underway

the junk ads are getting good

Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison

They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.

Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this

*despairing sigh*

thank You corporal. I’ll go tell the Wizard

Sir, the flying monkeys have completely decimated the Lolipop Guild sir, the Emerald City has fallen!

Sounds like rim brake propaganda

it's illegal to drive stick without needlessly jiggling the shifter

Mad men is actually about how much Pete campbell sucks ass

Ba Skeet Bawl

Planning a camping trip and found this gem of a review lmao

I have accumulated like 5 hours of bike projects but have not been in a wrenching mood in months. hmm

The polar express movie is so much worse than I remembered. every character is a model from a Silent Hill game. the plot is idiotic, culminating in Santa making an appearance to roaring fans in some sort of Santa Red Square.

the book is fine! Whoever made this should be tried for war crimes

If I was a gajillionaire I’d do cool things like hire Benecio Del Toro to follow me around in character and give me encouragement and keep me grounded

well pardner, folk round these parts don't take kindly to strangers acting too normal with their coffee. good folk round here don't like someone imposing drip brews and preground beans on their way of life. so im here to tell you to pick up that Kalita Wave or get back on your saddle and keep riding

Johnny Benghazi

Black metal rules because it can be enormously heavy or staggeringly beautiful, sometimes even at the same time, but one thing is for sure: it's got a little goblin guy on the track

Thank you looking pet you have saved me a trip to the vet for little fatty lumpkin

Having done horse chores off and on in my youth a game for cleaning stalls is like the Yard Work Simulator to me

American Century Of Humiliation (TM)

The Supreme Court?? Of the United States???