Kevin Allman

Have you tried Girls5Eva? Good fun and a joke every five seconds

That’s a hell of a special!

Great, but average joes have been sounding that alarm for a decade now. Kat Stromquist did a cover story about it for @gambitweekly.bsky.social circa 2018. It was one of our most picked-up issues ever.

we regret to inform you that he’s watching OnlyFans

They really do sniff one another’s farts, don’t they?

A thing I read tonight: “New Orleans artist Ashley Longshore — often called the feminist Andy Warhol … “

Even Steven Seagal lumbered through a few chases for his ridiculous reality show “Steven Seagal: LAWMAN.”

I think that’s what he sees when he looks at all those Michael’s craft store items sprayed gold.

Helena beating Royce and Oliver at the step-and-repeat game

I was considering a tour of rural Ireland next year, but based on a trusted friend’s experience I am now thinking about Wales instead. Anyone have first-hand experience to share?

Venice. Half a block from the beach. I was 18. $350. Yeah, they hate us and justifiably so.

(Editor calls Maureen Dowd, Maggie Haberman, and Pamela Paul into conference room. A mysterious large box is on the table.)

“I’ve got a rather unusual assignment for you…”

I wish we had Big Red Cotton to intercede

Had it been Biden:

BIDEN’S BIZARRE STROLL AND DANCE ON WHITE HOUSE ROOF SPARKS FRESH TALK ABOUT HIS MENTAL CAPACITY

Since it wasn’t:

We called it something else when we were in high school and basically an ambulatory hormone

Still trying to figure out what it means when Windy “bends down to give me a rainbow”

more like the Scarlet Skirt Stagger amirite

Can some enterprising Capitol reporter get a photo of the snack machines that all the leges use so we can see all the green juice

Well, that and the fat guy with the special vest to hold all his “mouth harps”

Ain’t watching. And I’ll probably mute the K word on here soon.

“ … one should present one’s inquiry … “

I watched Red Eye last night and one of the big reasons was that it was under an hour and a half long. It’s one thing that made classic films noir so great.

Take note, Mssrs. Scorsese, Spielberg, Coppola, et al.

I think the “real estate novelist who never had time for a wife” had a bigger secret.

“And he’s talking with Arnie, who’s still in the Army, and probably will be for life — “

Young Billy Joel lights a cigarette and scratches his head with his pencil.

“Getting close,” he mutters. “I can feel it.”

Am I the only jamoke who lived in New Orleans for decades and somehow never heard of Try-Me Coffee?

I made larb not long ago but couldn’t grind the toasted rice fine enough. Ordered some pre-ground rice from Amazon and it worked fine. Served it in lettuce cups.

“And he’s talking with Arnie, who’s still in the Army, and probably will be for life — “

Young Billy Joel lights a cigarette and scratches his head with his pencil.

“Getting close,” he mutters. “I can feel it.”

Obvi the aliens weren’t reading The New York Times circa 2012-2015

Just outside the French Quarter. Quick cab or Uber.

If Larry David was a Karen