Calling himself “Leader” Schumer is the rancid cherry on the shit sundae
01.03.2026 02:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Calling himself “Leader” Schumer is the rancid cherry on the shit sundae
01.03.2026 02:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe if we just keep arresting him every couple of days he’ll move back and infest Brentwood or whatnot
01.03.2026 02:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
She fell off an ATV.
Totally normal medical care for a young woman who “fell off an ATV.”
“Big gay people are scary to me” — Shia LeBoeuf
28.02.2026 22:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Winston Smith making revisions at the Ministry of Peace as we speak
28.02.2026 22:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tired: Operation Enduring Freedom
Wired: Operation Epic Fury, It’s Epic, Dude
If you didn’t see this when it went flying around yesterday it’s well worth the two minutes.
28.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Congratulations!
27.02.2026 22:49 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Was not aware Charles Nelson Reilly was a member of the Daughters of the American Revolution
27.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0“Speaking of E, my daddy taught me that in England it’s ‘shite’.”
27.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s like an Amy Poehler character
27.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Brandy attached herself to emotionally unavailable men.
Only she could break the pattern. But she was too busy laying whiskey down.
Keep pushing as long as you have something to say and enjoy saying it.
Decoupling my identity from my job took a couple of years (not saying you should do that!).
It was for me!
26.02.2026 23:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dunno. Hannibal Hamlin had some rizz to him
26.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh good LORD. These are some attention- (and donation-) thirsty Boudreauxs
26.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
“Kevin, why are you still single?”
(Kevin tamps his pipe, blows a thoughtful smoke ring ceilingward)
“Because my life, my love, and my lady … is the sea”
“For my next trick, I will make the entirety of The New York Times opinion writers disappear. For good”
I would hoist him on my shoulders myself
As one who walked backwards for three blocks yelling questions at Ray Nagin after his conviction, I agree. This is drug court.
26.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Just more centrally located. I won’t have a car.
26.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Dang, trying to find a hotel in New Orleans for mid-March and bargains do not exist.
In contrast I got a 4.5* hotel in the Loop in Chicago for $147 a night.
It wouldn’t be his most awful collaboration. There are a lot of ties for first with old Devadip
25.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought for a hot second that was Kathy Bates in Misery
25.02.2026 22:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I used to laugh at the DVDs sold from parking lots in NOE where they just taped ‘em in the theater and you could see the silhouettes of people going for popcorn
25.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Is “dwell on this” the new “let that sink in”?
25.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You other crawfish can just DIE
25.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bernie Mac is on Netflix. The early episodes with Larry Wilmore writing are just as good as they ever were, if not better.
24.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
One of the women offered Fletcher the chance to try on her medal and he was excited.
Unlike this, it was human and charming and warm
It is??? I have Prime.
24.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
“Who’ll stop the rain”
“Have you ever seen the rain”
You have a lot of questions about the rain, John Fogerty