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I’ll be posting soon. Jokes and journalism. Slow-walking over here. #nolatwitter

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True all across the leadership spectrum.

07.10.2025 20:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is embarrassing.

I’ve got decades of actual journalism experience (Bari has none, just journalism-adjacent) and I would have no business leading CBS News.

07.10.2025 19:41 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
06.10.2025 22:06 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

“I’m not going to tell you my name!”

“In that case our work here is done. Have a good evening, citizen.”

06.10.2025 22:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“People who didn’t know they had insurance”????

06.10.2025 20:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Ernie K-Doe vibes and if you know you know

06.10.2025 20:21 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

“Helena Morena”?

06.10.2025 03:19 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t think so.

05.10.2025 23:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She was very cool! A biker chick, one of Bette Midler’s backup singers, and a talented comedian.

05.10.2025 22:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had lunch with and interviewed Katey when MWC just started.

“Well, I have to start with Peggy’s look — “

“Of course you do! That’s the best part!”

She was charming and down-to-earth.

05.10.2025 21:19 — 👍 33    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

Reminder that media don’t have to include corporate branding in reporting. Only the festival that got the corporate cashish does.

05.10.2025 20:44 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’m up to party, carambo, fiesta, but at this age I can’t do it forever

05.10.2025 00:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Haven’t really talked about it but undiagnosed acid reflux earned me a middle of the night ambulance ride and a night in the hospital last year.

Did you know the acid could go past your throat and into your eardrums, losing your entire sense of balance? Me either.

04.10.2025 20:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

It was kind of cool when she busted out “Bad Romance” at Cat’s Meow karaoke, but dancing on the bar at Coyote Ugly and whipping her bra at the crowd disrespected her station.

03.10.2025 20:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can we give up the fiction that, golly, farmers just HATE taking federal subsidies? They take it by the billions every year.

03.10.2025 20:48 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Both the dog and the cat know that hand flash means “That’s all the treats you’re getting for now”

03.10.2025 20:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They have not held up well. See also: Richard Ford.

03.10.2025 20:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Sorry, Peter.

02.10.2025 22:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My favorite thing I ever saw at Gretna Fest wasn’t a musician.

It was a dirtbag teenage Westbank teen splitting a cig with his pregnant girlfriend.

02.10.2025 21:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope every journalist there heads for the exits.

02.10.2025 20:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No idea.

02.10.2025 20:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jeff Lynne at the keyboard:

She’s an evil woman. Okay, that’s good.

Wait —

— she’s also a sweet talkin’ woman.

(Deep sigh)

I guess I have to write two songs.

02.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Damn. Anyone else feel flu-y after the fall 2025 covid shot?

01.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

I’m right behind her next week. Can’t wait.

01.10.2025 21:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Steve McQueen forever

30.09.2025 21:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Blob, of course

30.09.2025 20:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Notice he changed his tie to fit in with his hero’s gold fixation.

30.09.2025 02:39 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Wow — just watched the end of the WDSU sheriff’s debate and Susan Hutson refused to shake Travers Mackel’s hand at the end. Dumb thing to do on camera.

30.09.2025 02:04 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Augusta, Georgia. The airport was next to an open sewage storage and there was a paper mill nearby.

29.09.2025 20:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Headline of the Day.

It raises the unsavory question of how he could beat off to this sick material.

27.09.2025 20:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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