Ohhh! It’s cling film.

I thought you were about to write “Received this lovely assortment of ball busters”

Well, they do look like impact toys, Mistress.

There was a lot of monkey business going on, Mistress.

I am so excited that we are bringing banana, coffee and vanilla production back to the US of A. Oh and whatever those penguins are making. I’m sure we have American laborers that know how to make penguin poop and penguin babies.

Forget Rosy the Riveter! We will have Patty the Penguin Popper!

That is beautifull!

I’m picture that bat connecting with some balls, Mistress.

Judging from experience, you have a very successful career, Mistress. 😜 🥾🍒

Duct tape?

So I finally took one of those BDSM tests.

100% Masochist
96% Submissive
93% Degradee
85% Rope bunny
85% Experimentalist
81% Slave
77% Non-monogamist
51% Primal (Prey)
44% Brat
39% Voyeur
38% Exhibitionist
29% Pet

I would say it is pretty accurate. If you know me, what do you think?

So, if I know you and have chatted with or met you and you don't know my full story, I will be glad to share.

So, I've been "in the scene" for 30 years. I've wanted to post about some of my experiences being a sub/slave/bottom/abuse victim; however, there are so many accounts following me that I perceive to be fake, that I am hesitant to open myself up.

Note to self. Session script must include bananas. 🤣🍌

Or adoration?

Sounds like an office visit is in order soon, Mistress.

I highly recommend doing all three. Starting with spoil of course!

Works. iPhone and chrome

I was supposed to travel to New Orleans this week. Wow

A dream (or nightmare) session, Mistress!

Following

I’ve always meant what I say about “Please don’t bore me”. You have never bored me one bit. You aren’t a cookie cutter player. That’s what amazed me about sessions with you, Mistress.

By far my favorite restaurant this year was Tomo in Atlanta. The most amazing Omakase experience I have ever had. Tomo almost ruined sushi for me in a good way. I’ve never had sushi as good anywhere.

🇹🇼 I GOT A TRADITIONAL TAIWANESE KNIFE MASSAGE 🔪💆‍♂️ Who knew that getting a massage with knives could be so edgy? 😳 I dared to try the traditional Taiwanese knife massage, and it was incredible...in... TikTok video by Ashley

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I was in a Taiwanese night market in Taipei. There was a booth where people were getting massages with Chinese cleavers.

Is that E for everyone or e for Extreme?

This is why we need different types of reaction icons!!

🤣🤣🤣

Oh sure. Blame the drugs.

High service. For example, does anyone know the orientation of forks in a French formal setting? Or going very basic, the difference between a soup spoon and a teaspoon?

But there is already a demoness in the room and you would kick the ass of any demon that would show up.

It’s nice to see fake Domme accounts popping up following me. NOT.

Pain by Three Days Grace

It isn’t exactly quirky but flows well for a rhythmic impact scene especially heavy flogging. It’s one where the lyrics speak to me as well.

YouTube video by ChumbawambaVEVO Chumbawamba - Tubthumping

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