Geraint Anderson

The top 6 political schemes of all time "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggy' until you can find a rock" - Will Rogers

As Trump drops freedom onto the Iranian people from 30,000 feet in order to distract us from the Epstein files I consider my 6 favourite political schemes of all time...
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Bouncing back the Liz Truss Way "My economic plan was sound" - The Trussinator herself

Find out in this week's Substack exactly how to thrive when you're at the end of your rope. If the Trussinator can become a superstar after total humiliation SO CAN YOU!
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Bouncing back the Liz Truss Way "My economic plan was sound" - The Trussinator herself

As we begin to emerge from hibernation we need to work out how best to make a come-back in this cruel, cruel world. Thankfully, we just need to take a leaf out of a former PM's playbook to understand how to laugh in the face of total despair and abject failure...
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How to Con Friends and Manipulate People by Geraint Anderson | Waterstones Buy How to Con Friends and Manipulate People by Geraint Anderson from Waterstones today! Click and Collect from your local Waterstones or get FREE UK delivery on orders over £25.

The amazing Waterstones discount deal to order my book ends in 11 short hours (midnight tonight)! BUY IT NOW. Use this link and quote the discount code 'FEB26'. PS please forward this offer to anyone who enjoyed Cityboy. Cheers, Geraint shorturl.at/wNOWG

Waterstones are offering a 25% discount for pre-orders on my new book FOR THE NEXT 3 DAYS ONLY (ending midnight Friday). Use this link and the code 'FEB 26' and find out how to win! shorturl.at/wNOWG

Highly amused to see an article in the Sun today in which I make the undeniable claim that my time in the City made the shenanigans shown in the C4 show 'Industry' look like a Christian Union meeting. Pre-order my latest book 'How to Con Friends and Manipulate People' using this link geni.us/YsMum

LIVE SOON: In conversation with Geraint Anderson Starting Jan 7 at 10:00 AM EST

This Wednesday (7th January) at 3pm GMT, I’ll be going live on Substack with acclaimed author Eleanor Anstruther for a candid conversation about writing, satire and psychopaths. Viewers can ask live questions.
Hope you’ll join us; here is the link:
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How to Con Friends and Manipulate People: The Subtle Art of Being a Total Psychopath Read it now:

Ever thought your boss, partner or president is a psychopath? Find out how they operate in my new book 'How to Con Friends and Manipulate People' and join the winning team! Click here: tinyurl.com/I-want-to-be...

Learn to Lie Like Trump This Christmas! “I think I’m the most honest human being, perhaps, that God ever created.” – Donald Trump (April 2022)

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Learn to Lie Like Trump This Christmas! “I think I’m the most honest human being, perhaps, that God ever created.” – Donald Trump (April 2022)

What will be the most important skill to possess this Christmas? Present-wrapping? Cooking sprouts? Ignoring hangovers? No, read on and find out…
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Learn to Lie Like Trump This Christmas! “I think I’m the most honest human being, perhaps, that God ever created.” – Donald Trump (April 2022)

What will be the most important skill to possess this Christmas? Present-wrapping? Cooking sprouts? Ignoring hangovers? No, read on and find out…
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I wonder if Freud would have anything to say about this Tweet Elon Musk just posted showing how big his rocket is compared to everyone else’s #tinypenis

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life “A positive attitude won’t solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.” - Herm Albright

This unusually positive article is getting a great reception... please do share it with anyone who's feeling depressed because of the disappointing news that Putin, Netanyahu, Trump and Ed Sheeran all seem in such robust health currently... open.substack.com/pub/gerainta...

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life “A positive attitude won’t solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.” - Herm Albright

A once in lifetime opportunity to hear some unequivocally positive stuff from this miserable bastard - a genuine, sincere appraisal of how I view life and I hope it improves your day! PS if you like this kind of thing feel free to subscribe to my Substack account... open.substack.com/pub/gerainta...

Sex, Pies and Video Games “It’s like when you are young and you think if you are not having sex you’re wasting your time.” – Mick Jagger

To shag or not to shag that is the question - and today's youth may be responding with an unusual answer...
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Sex, Pies and Video Games “It’s like when you are young and you think if you are not having sex you’re wasting your time.” – Mick Jagger

Check out my new Substack post and find out what your kids are (not) up to and why they're not. Do subscribe (free) to me on Substack if you like this kind of thing...
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The ’90s: Humanity’s Final Masterpiece “Nostalgia ain't what it used to be” - Peter De Vries

Everyone over the age of 50 seems to concur with my Substack article's conclusion that the 90s were literally the peak of human civilization... but do you agree?
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The ’90s: Humanity’s Final Masterpiece “Nostalgia ain't what it used to be” - Peter De Vries

The 90s was the greatest decade in human history: Discuss. Feel free to forward my latest Substack article to anyone who may (or may not) feel the same and do subscribe if you like this kind of thing...
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Fear, the cause of all evil is “Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.” - Yoda

If you want to understand the most destructive force on earth, read this Substack article, you must...
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Fear, the cause of all evil is “Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.” - Yoda

This week's Substack article proposes that Yoda may be the most profound philosopher under three foot tall ever to wave a lightsaber in anger. Do subscribe/follow me on Substack if you like this sort of thing...
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August Books signs 'searingly funny' personal-development parody August Books has signed How to Con Friends and Manipulate People, a "searingly funny" personal-development parody by Geraint Anderson, the author of Cityboy: Beer and Loathing in the Square Mile (John...

Thrilled to announce my fab agent Clare Grist Taylor has sold my book, "How to Con Friends and Manipulate People", to August Books (Ed Ause Abdelaq). Out 2 July 2026, it espouses behaving like a psycho. It's a parody but most leaders will mistake it for a manual
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Make Arseholes Get Girlfriends Again! “If they could get laid, half of them would never pick up a Kalashnikov” - French philosopher Pascal Bruckner on Islamist terrorists

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Make Arseholes Get Girlfriends Again! “If they could get laid, half of them would never pick up a Kalashnikov” - French philosopher Pascal Bruckner on Islamist terrorists

This week's Substack article poses the question: are young men turning to #MAGA in a desperate bid to get laid? The answer may surprise you... PS if you like this kind of thing do follow/subscribe to me on Substack. Gx
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Being a baby-eating Satanist ain’t all fun and games ‘It is easier to fool people than convince them they have been fooled.’ – Mark Twain

In this week's Substack article I reveal the one genuine conspiracy that is screwing up our world... oh, and there's a free tinfoil hat if you subscribe or share... open.substack.com/pub/gerainta...

Being a baby-eating Satanist ain’t all fun and games ‘It is easier to fool people than convince them they have been fooled.’ – Mark Twain

Have you ever wondered why you're not thriving in today's world? If so, why not join our satanic global conspiracy and really start maximising your potential... #Qanon #conspiracytheories #Truthdom #DYOR
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Make Golf Loutish Again ‘We become vicious by looking upon vicious men.’ – Seneca, Roman philosopher

Does the foul play at the Ryder Cup reflect a brutalization of American culture... or should I get out more?! open.substack.com/pub/gerainta...

Make Golf Loutish Again ‘We become vicious by looking upon vicious men.’ – Seneca, Roman philosopher

Does what we witnessed at the Ryder Cup last weekend herald a new era of boorishness, arrogance and dodgy combovers? I think it probably does...

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Life, liberty and the pursuit of savagery “I’m afraid of Americans” - David Bowie

What statement in this article could possibly have led to an American pal, somewhat ironically, threatening to 'kick my ass'? Do follow/subscribe on Substack if you also want to kick my ass...
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Life, liberty and the pursuit of savagery “I’m afraid of Americans” - David Bowie

In this week's Substack article I explore why America is the most violent, blood-stained democratic nation in the world. If you like this kind of thing do subscribe or follow me on Substack
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Civilisation: My part in its downfall “Our enemies… never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country… and neither do we.” – George W. Bush (cosplay cowboy & US president 2001-09)

There is one event, more than any other, that explains exactly why Western society has become a cesspit of paranoia, populists and polarisation. The clue is that I witnessed it first-hand...
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