iris 🟣

happy birthday!!!

found some orange "seasoning salt" at the grocery store and im convinced its at least 97% the same blend MB uses

i think it consisted of salt+pepper and onion+garlic+paprika powders

im too lazy to go check the ingredients right now but its so good i feel like i found a cheat code

my poor back

had some chicken tenders from mary browns with "tater spice" on them...

so tasty, i want more but they're like $3 a piece...

there were actual spaghetti noodles leftover so i had the leftovers instead, they were much better

i am SERIOUSLY craving spaghetti...

but it's 2am... ill just sprinkle some parmesan in a pack of instant ramen i guess

imagine the sheer size of a burger you could cook on an anvil...

this just in bluesky post notifications apparently don't switch accounts when you open them

>small dev team works on a sequel to an acclaimed platformer

>intended to be a more difficult experience for players who mastered the original

>devs say they had a lot of fun making the game

>some players end up finding the game too difficult or frustrating

close enough, welcome back lost levels

Canada's C-2 bill is both a gross overreach of govt surveillance into citizen's privacy, as well as extremely anti-immigrant/racist!

please do not forget to sign this petition alongside the others if you are canadian. This bill is bad news, but we can beat it!

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

YUMMY

iris food recommendation: WALMART'S CHICKEN FRIES ARE SO YUMMY

hi i still exist
got kinda burnt out tbh

anyway i've been enjoying life a lot more this year, stuff i've been up to includes

made a lot of new friends
moved houses for the first time ever
streamed videogaming occasionally
started taking walks every day, very refreshing

Metabolism is supposed to slow as you age, so what happens to immortal characters? Vampire noble lady that's lived for 500+ years that will BLOW UP if you give her a single slice of greasy modern pizza...

youtube ad for ebay, the most prominent item is a wonka golden ticket... other items include a toy car, a funny little guy with an "i love you" shirt, another toy car, and something offscreen

GOD
DAMN IT

silly foxgirl, everyone can see you
x3c

indulgentt spherical berryy -w- 💙❤️💙
ii wanna be a circle so bad it makes me look sillyy >w<

Ceobe - Arknights
I've learned that there's a surprisingly large amount of canon dialogue from gacha games that can go straight into fat art

This isn't like the average online petition btw, this is one of those things where if it gets enough signatures, the HOC absolutely must bring it to the floor for discussion. Incredibly important to get on this if you're Canadian.

I've never heard of blue noise as a sleep aid, but you can't argue with results

for @cooliusdude.bsky.social

Egg elegg :>

Stretchie for @purrinepp.bsky.social !!

Give them a hug real

don't accept defeat.
don't give up.

don't get sad. get angry.
fight for a better future, wherever you may be.

the real world may not have one single hero, but together we can all be heroes.

Bridget doodle

And here are the last of em!! We did it, everyone! Maximum Maple saturation achieved!

1 by @.chocco-pudding.bsky.social
2, another by @.spikeytheweirdo.bsky.social, shoutout to Maple in a suit
3, coulombz again!
And 4, from grimfad. Or crim. I know them by at least two names.

Part 3: The Thirdening

1 by @.blendo.bsky.social
2 and 3 by @.neetbean.bsky.social
4 by EExpander

Part 2!

1 and 2 by HappyPal
3 by PinkForsythia
4 by honeycoves

All the Maples!!! Mapleii. Mapus. In rough chronological order!
More to follow.

1 and 2 SinfulB3RRY
3 by @.spikeytheweirdo.bsky.social
4 by coulombz

Freya Part 2: The Revengening

1 by Chechecheartist/Hehehegross/Checc!
2 by @.chocco-pudding.bsky.social. Freya swimsuit...
3, one of my absolute favorite Freyas, by ParadoxReturns!
4, the most recent Freya, by @.milkymeats.bsky.social

Good morning-ish, who is ready for Freya (part 1)?
The answer better be you.

1 and 2 by @.spikeytheweirdo.bsky.social! Yes, 2 is what Freya would look like if she was skinny.
3 by @.lifelinelemons.bsky.social
4 by Chechecheartist/Hehehegross/Checc. Whichever name ya like.