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@dumplingmenace.bsky.social

philly menace no longer in mpls. still here for the internet’s butts. they/them, very gay, too online. #Rstats

7,159 Followers 1,046 Following 9,664 Posts Joined May 2023
3 hours ago

no, sorry. this isn't little league and also the game (and it's mores) have changed dramatically since you were in little league. taking a pitch that is absolutely a ball to get a walk is absolutely the desired outcome from every front office and coaching staff these days. time to catch up.

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3 hours ago

i love jokes thank you to all the good jokes

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3 hours ago

It rocks. If one really good movie beating out another really good movie for Best Picture as awarded by the Elderly Showbiz Dunce Consortium is what gets you to watch it that's still great. It rocks.

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3 hours ago

Castellanos Burner:

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4 hours ago

Not only is this pitch not even remotely close, swinging at it is likely to make an out. Quit making excuses for someone sucking at their job.

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4 hours ago

The Venezuelan players cannot brawl. Their country is being bombed by the country they work in. If the game is rigged against them, there is nothing they can do about it. They will be forced to look into the camera and lie and say they believe the other team won fairly

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4 hours ago

Eugenio Suárez already learned his citizenship application has been cancelled.

The positive thing about the WBC is the soft democracy - the idea that countries can come together in friendship, that sport can make things better.

That's not happening. That is why I'm upset.

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3 hours ago

I've been training for this question my whole life

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3 hours ago

you get it

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4 hours ago

Love that this could apply equally to exhibition tournament baseball, professional wrestling OR Academy Awards fandom tonight

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3 hours ago

if you told me what i was mad about last year or the year before about the oscars i would say “that sounds right” but i couldn‘t tell you what it was now. i CAN tell you it is still bullshit little women didn’t win best adapted screenplay and didn’t get a director nod

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4 hours ago

ultimately i like getting extremely worked up about something that doesn‘t affect me very much and then forgetting about it promptly

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4 hours ago

though timothee chalamet dragging kylie jenner along on two losing oscar campaigns is art and it is *objectively* funny

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4 hours ago

they keep trying to make paul skenes happen like he’s gonna be baseball travis kelce and it’s embarrassing for everyone because he has the personality of a bar of soap called “PWR-CLN” that sells for $24.95 and advertises on the sec network at 3:19 a.m.

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4 hours ago

This has Criterion collection written all over it.

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5 hours ago
‘Good Oscars, Good Oscars,’ Repeat Nominees In Forced Post-Ceremony Handshake Line

‘Good Oscars, Good Oscars,’ Repeat Nominees In Forced Post-Ceremony Handshake Line

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4 hours ago

Cuties being cuties

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4 hours ago

If you use this moment to root for ABS, you’re a very easy mark!

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5 hours ago

Folks at OBAA could have said something meaningful in the acceptance speech. It would even dovetail with the central premise of its film.
Nothing.

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4 hours ago
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society if Mark DeRosa didn’t get a text reminding him the game against Italy still counted right before he was going to put Kershaw in

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4 hours ago

just looked up victoria abril to see if she’s been up to anything and she was in a music video for “clit is good” which is a song in french about masturbation so when i pressed play on the video i was just the michael bluth “dead dove do not eat” face

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4 hours ago

Well, if they throw it and it’s not a strike and you already have three balls, you get to go to first base and the game continues, which is a good outcome, and almost certainly a better one than trying to hit a Mason Miller curveball at your shoes.

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4 hours ago
Lauren @NotABigJerk tweet:

I'm not falling for that hot take. That's someone with a fetish gor getting yelled at.  I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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4 hours ago

That was not remotely close. You'd be right if it was ~8 inches higher tho

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4 hours ago

Baseball putting fans in a terrible spot making us choose a side in Umpires v. Robots

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4 hours ago

so was despicable me 2 and they both lost to frozen

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4 hours ago

gjxkcjd okay i believe you

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4 hours ago

Lol everyone complaining about this is wrong. There is one unforgivable sin in baseball: When it's two outs, bottom 9, full count and the tying run is in scoring position, the batter CANNOT STRIKE OUT LOOKING. If the pitch is remotely close, you uncork it. Period. And that pitch was close.

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4 hours ago

The movie about losing lost

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