Andy Lonsdale

Lost enough weight to finally get into the Inside No 9 Tee

This is my "Top 13" (for want of a better way of putting it) , and in no particular order..... probably the first 3 will tie for my fave this year

This is the "top rated films i haven't yet seen in 2025", and i mean, its dogshit..... I think ive just become picker now I'm older lol.....

Everyday I think I'll catchup with some 2025 releases, and then I look at Letterboxd and see the absolute dogshit released this year.....

Bit shit, but fuck em ,pal

Not been invited on any xmas goings on this year by anyone

As popular as a fart in a space helmet me😆

Devastated that no one else remembers the "Hope its Chips" advert.....

How fucking old am !

"You'll have to wait and see...."

(I fear this joke is a bit....niche"

Good god, that dreadful Fortnite Kill Bill post credit........

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You're too young to have rented Fast Times at Ridgemont High on VHS I reckon

Now THAT was a crackly tape.......

Proper good that

At times plays like a farce, but should you be laughing?

Smart ending as well

Snuck off work, cheeky triple biller

(I know Tarantino's a prick, but I like Kill Bill)

Catch up month for me, so won't be working mine out till 31st

Got It Was Just an Accident tomorrow

Mine will always be the same, cuz its comfort music for walking to and from work, and new stuff when I'm relaxing so can take it in

Like it was ever in doubt

Idiots.....

Having the same problem with Gizmo.....

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My @hiddenbritain.bsky.social BBC 2 clock has shipped!!!!

Read that as Heron Chic then, thought "what's her problem, I think it looks nice"

Like Lee says, walking's the key, easy, free,

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Seated for Blue Moon, and I'm that old, i'm having a lovely mug of soup to go with it

You do know we've seen pics of you and you were hardly Orson Welles, right?

Well done though, currently lost 40lbs myself, too old to do kg and stuff

I think it's called "Feline Responsivity"........

I get called Big Fella, or Big Man constantly, and there are bigger people around me, always has me thinking "what exactly are you trying to say"

Amazing stuff, but fuck it gives me indigestion

Its so much fun, on my second run now to platinum it

Ha, genuinely only 2 grades above me now, Service Manager and then Head of Service..... fucking scary man!!!!

Was offered my second promotion of the year yesterday, 4 months after my last one, still scratching my head at what management are seeing in me, so deciding to block out the MH static with a bunch of 80s actioners.

First up, Red Dawn

I can't wait for mine to arrive!!!

COMPETITION TIME! To say thank you for the orders I’ll give away one of my 2026 Nerdlingers calendars.

To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner on Monday 1pm.

My shop www.infinitebacon.com 20% OFF Black Friday deal on prints with the code BF20

I'm desperate to play it, but I can't justify the price of it.... cheapest I've seen is £65.... please point me in the right direction if you know cheaper