jules ⋆˚₊ 𖤓☽˚.⋆

Set up a date while drunk and sad last night and now I don't wanna go 😭 im literally hoping they ghost me bc i did this to myself i just wanna lay in bed all day

God forbid a man have a hobby

"they call it Tylenol PM. you take it when you got a headache and can't sleep while you're expectin'; 18 years later your kid's painting model fighter jets and filming Warhammer lore videos"

Anyone wanna flee to Canada with me i hate it here

I wanna leave the house but don't wanna get up wanna make plans but don't wanna be social 😩 i just wanna wander around without being perceived by anyone 😮‍💨

Just found out my ex coworker who stole my cigarettes is a phannie via Instagram story....shes kinda hot for that ngl

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travis vs 100 butches

they're doing ninja hand seals but with their tongues
sns

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Still think Surprise Motherfucker from Dexter is one of the best line deliveries in TV history

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Im fully back in my Dexter phase

When a bitch ghosts u but views all ur stories 💀

Just got scammed out of lesbian oil wrestling tickets 💔💔💔💔

a teensy brown ball of fluff sits on a gray tile floor and looks up at the camera. the dog’s eyes are wide-set and pleading, and his little mouth curves down in a dramatic frown. his little body only takes up one half of one tile, and it looks like he could be swallowed up by shadows any second. pick him up!

This is Bug. He would like to be picked up for cuddles. It is an emergency. 13/10 (IG: bugthebrusselsgriffon)

forced to spend FOUR HOURS at the gracie abrams pop up today and then got dragged to br*ndy m*lville immediately after ....

Update she is making me steak

Most expensive strap appointment

Being an elitist new york piece of shit means having to budget carefully so you can afford to go to the doc martens sample sale and lesbian oil wrestling in the same week

Just had an extremely vivid nightmare about being pregnant and not knowing. My whole day is ruined

#rkgk #naruto #narusasu
first time posting art here

Crow standing on a balcony railing with a churro

shout out to this crow who just dunked what seems to be a whole churro in the bird bath

Huda is so fine idc

Who decided that big tiddy bitches can't have cute bikinis...like all the bottoms are no problem but god forbid i want a slutty little bikini top....

I can't stop watching Jeremy fragrance

Happy NaruSasu day!!!!

This dumbass orange stray tried to hop the fence .3 seconds after i took this photo but missed the jump and tried to play it off cuz he got embarrassed. Anyway i would die for him

how i feel every time i hear "ai is coming whether you like it or not, you're going to have to learn to use it eventually"

I'm cooking something 🫣😮‍💨
Sasuke Uchiha!!
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