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Good job, plane

Dick Cheney has passed away today, gone on to become the devil king in KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World. I fondly remember giving his motorcade the middle finger in high school.

Good luck tomorrow, plane

Well how about that

the most coherent median voter

I read social media posts to yamamoto before he plays to get him angry and this did the trick for game two

I feel perfectly fine judging someone with a nazi tattoo

at white house, lost fingat

just like that Mr Shapiro, just Like that…

Season 2 is one of the best seasons in tv history. Unbelievably underrated given everyone talks about season one primarily.

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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The chapter in Bambi that involves two leaves on a tree talking to each other. The absolute coldest story you’d ever read within a children’s book.

noooo! Not my soros checks!

yo, nice burrito

I didn’t expect hell to be so innovative

:colbert:

oh, yay.

If the best night of my life was at a work party, I would fucking kill myself.

It’s just going to be coconut water, isn’t it

He’s the goat if he brings out brooke hogan tonight

YouTube video by Sam Rothenberg Last person left/Downsizing CEO

Every company to be a Mr show sketch

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my favorite all-hands meetings are the ones where executives share their excitement about future savings. Then, they clarify that they mean offshoring and AI. That’s exactly what all employees want to hear, it’s great for morale. It’s also a plan that has never had downsides or regrets.

I could listen to wrestling episodes of Guys for weeks

@murderxbryan.bsky.social saw someone on Reddit defend Goldberg’s last match by saying “you’ve clearly never been in a real fight” and thought of you first.

Hangman/Mox is what WWE thought Cody/Roman was #aew #aewallintexas

I watched 8 1/2 hours of AEW today and It was the best Saturday ever

Yeah, it rules!

Fireworks should be banned in America.

Not because of safety concerns, but they can’t get better than this moment. Why watch some boring show yet again when this video exists?

Reality is now so internet poisoned you cannot say true things without appearing insane. “The New York Times ran a hit piece on Zohran purely so a minor race science blogger could place insider trades on Polymarket” sounds like you are a schizophrenic but it is straightforwardly factual!

all other things aside, a softball photo op inside the opening of a fucking concentration camp. nothing of any positive value, just a fucking jail, and the promise of "many" more. this is what you get, americans. this is your birthright