Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏

Happy Birthday Gus!

Awesome thanks!

If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations.

If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.

If you're under 28, the number is 100%.

Happy Labor Day.

Children need an imagination, then they should grow up and put away the fatalistic fables that give adult life its foibles.

Depression’s been hitting hard lately. Honestly, the ‘2gigs’ in Upload seem to have it better than me—and they’re literally dead.

So now I’m scared of geriatric bees.

The universe is far too vast a backyard for there to be only one anthill in it.

Life without weed is
strife I don’t need,
a barren road where
my thoughts can’t feed.
The high lifts me where
the lows recede,
a fragile peace in the
smoke I breathe.

I would say Missouri is safe only because one has to time travel to the 1800s to get to the Show Me Hate State.

Words of encouragement are the rain of talking, searching for a leak in the roof…falling hard, drenching the walls, hoping something will finally drip through and make a difference.

It was simply just the daughter’s screaming that put me off, other than that it was alright.

I’m autistic and a lot of yelling irks me.

To Ice Cube, hey at least you got paid to do the movie, I unfortunately had to pay to watch it.

I thought the Tom Cruise version was bad until I tried watching this one… now this one is way worse.

Also still think the Tom Cruise one stunk… i.e. the forever screaming daughter.

My tank of try is dry;
yet… still I crawl, still I defy,
coasting on the fumes of why.

— SirProfOfPun

Hopefully sooner than later, “Teflon Donald” will be caught red‑handed holding a metal spatula… because, even Teflon flakes when scraped hard enough.

Wow, he was 97,
legends never fade!

YouTube video by Ellen Foley I'm Just Happy to Be Here - Ellen Foley and Karla DeVito

This song will give your heartbeat a real rat-a-tat-tat!

Ellen Foley with Karla DeVito in
“I’m Just Happy To Be Here.”

youtube.com/watch?v=Kh9Q...

Boggled bagels.

I live in Misery*

*The Show Me Hate State

#BigotBelt

Remembering the cowardice on Jan 6, 2021
In July, 2021 Republicans called the Jan 6 MAGA terrorists……Tourists….just peaceful tourists.

“In a world where serotonin is patented and dreams are data-mined, one rogue compound crosses the blood-brain barrier of justice… Pharma Grimdark.”

#Republicans*

*Sicko Sycophants

#PrimeDay is here once again, but unlike years past, I will be able to resist making any purchases… all it takes is to be destitute, with no job and living in transitional housing.

Take that #Capitalism!

#PrimeDaze

Oh and I see in your blurb that you say No GenA… my brain can’t get past the fact that saying “GenA” sounds like Forrest Gump saying “Jenny.”

Oh ok, well it annoys me when I use them… usually only to label a quote with its author’s name.

"The more you know, the more you hate it here" with a shooting star

Vibe check:

Humans are cruel to planets… it’s almost as if humanity PLANETed that way.

Is the em-dash on mobile keyboards the real issue here? Having to pause and hold the regular dash key longer and that just takes the zip out of your dash!