Kent Brockman

Oh, so that's why they call me a cunt.

So... I do not smell like a cunt... I think
... what does a cunt smell like?

Anyone?

a gold medal with stars on it and a blue and white ribbon ALT: a gold medal with stars on it and a blue and white ribbon

Has тгцмр received any gold medals?

VERY few of us would survive his life.

the cover of mad magazine shows a man in a tuxedo holding a rabbit in a top hat ALT: the cover of mad magazine shows a man in a tuxedo holding a rabbit in a top hat

This isn't from a really shitty MAD magazine?

And that my friend is the reason I follow you. I think you have a unique bc intellect, which is not found so easily here on Bluesky. And yet your salient points really resonate.

...so as we all know, this may very well be the one billionth and one time time that they have lied.

Evidently, the red line is somewhere around the event horizon.

GPT-5 in Education: Why the Rules of Cheating Are Changing A new study reveals how GPT-5 is reshaping schools. Discover why teachers are trading "plagiarism policing" for a new partnership with AI reasoning tools.

New Study Suggests "Postplagiarism" Is Here. 🚨

Schools are finally moving from banning AI to "Stewardship."

I analyzed the new study plus my own data: while "Reasoning Engines" like GPT-5 are powerful, they have a dangerous blind spot. Newer isn't always safer. ⚠️

Read the full article below 👇

I really enjoyed your article.

Education is going through a major paradigm shift.

Q: For middle-schoolers who are not just "learning", but who are 'learning to learn' - How are we going to illustrate competency, in an [AI] environment antithetical to that very notion?

...and ya just know they have straw in hand, should there be any lines laying about, unattended to.

Ha! 😆

They'd have to wait for the end-credits to verify, cuz they wouldn't know French if it jammed its tongue down their throat.

...and to think I spend only half that today.

How come the ball-placer-holder-guy never gets mentioned?

I mean c'mon... he's the ball-placer-holder-guy FFS 😂

Ah JFC, now I need to look up Jorts. I know... Jean-shorts, but still - trust but verify.

a man is drinking a cup of coffee and leaning against a refrigerator . ALT: a man is drinking a cup of coffee and leaning against a refrigerator .

He had me right up to the retroencabulator... after that I was like:

I disconnected for a couple days... it took me 30 min to figure out wtf happened in this thread...

Thank god there isn't a test at the end of this reading 🥸

Demonic Republicans attacking their constituents.

It think this is more inline with the evil we're dealing with...

a man with glasses and a mustache is standing in front of a sign that says donuts sweet . ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is standing in front of a sign that says donuts sweet .

I bet you $s to 🍩s more than one person has run Nmap (hacker tool du jour) against their entire net block, and I'll guarantee you there is shit leaking out left right 'n center.

A cmd line in front of a 14yo would pull all that shit down in .5 ms

I 'don wanna be on the FBI most wanted list...

I've been there for a year plus (on Xitter), from a couple months ago...

bsky.app/profile/john...

There's no such thing as "child sex(ual) pornography".

It's rape. And anyone thinking child rape, is pornography, need to register, and then check themselves in.

My post below is from 2 months ago... it looks like the moment I predicted has arrived - what predictable, racist, rapist, pedo... you know. Robert says it far better than I.

bsky.app/profile/rbre...

Another step closer... 🤦‍♂️😞

The people you describe are likely wrapped up in their own "conditional love" or just their own insecurities.

Here is Rocky pitty/dalmation/nothing_but_love, to say "give her a pawty high five!

❤️

Yes, but I represent only those of whom use the word capitolism incorrectly. 😂

Chica! My princess of a beige Chiweenie ❤️

Rocky and Rex taking a break from digging 😂

Some stupid fucking cactus that leapt out and attached itelf to my skin, in, in, I. am certain 4 different directions due to the barbs on the ends. I feel for Wile E. Coyote 😂😂😂😂

What a great day with these three... diggin holes, running free, and then that prick at the end needs to FO! 😂

Why is it that a strategy such as this has to come from a social media platform rather than from the people who represent their constituents?

Schumer et al, are colossal failures.

End of line.

I think I may have dated her in the 80s 😂😂😂

Massive cuts to science and medicine in Trump budget An official website of the United States government

What the fuck did you just let say?

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

It's none of your fucking business what agreements Canada makes with ANY other country. You fucks forfeited any influence or say in ANY foreign relationship matters.

GFY 🖕🏼

What a cunt.