stephanie mcmaster

got the october baseball zoomies

from the depths of my soul, and with the utmost sincerity:

dust storm making it look as apocalyptic out as it feels lately

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i one time witnessed a literal billionaire getting pissed on by their dog and it remains one of my fondest memories

fun prank: get down on one knee in front of your girlfriend on valentine’s day and slowly slide dr. scholl’s odor control inserts in her shoes

The trick is to stay aware of all he's doing but not feel overwhelmed by it. It's a hard trick.

Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we're going

we’re one news cycle away from hulk hogan being appointed to the justice department