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Merry Christmas Eve Eve!

grown adults in charge of people's lives frequently sounding like when ur in 2nd grade and a classmate w diabetes has to go to the nurse to get a snack and another one of ur classmates is like "um. how come *I* don't get to go to the nurse to get a snack 🤨" except it's like. 50 yr old men.

Listen I love cat/dogs pics and videos as much as the next guy, but how do I get my bluesky algorithm to show me literally anything else

I just keeeeeeep rewatching season 5 vol. 1 of #StrangerThings bc I literally cannot stop thinking about this show

McDonald's Replay: A look back at the shocking number of chicken nuggets you ate this year. We did not think this concept through at all. You are in the top 0.01% of nugget eaters. We are sending paramedics. I'm sorry we asked for this information, we wish we didn't know.

Instagram was trying to silence me for posting the TRUTH**!!

**Steve Harrington edits and Byler support

#StrangerThings #SteveHarrington #Byler

Guyssssss my therapist is also a Steve Harrington stan!!!!!!!!

Me posting about hating Miley Cyrus on Facebook in middle school bc it was cool to be a hater lmfao

Day 2 no insta…withdrawals and FOMO are getting bad…moral is at an all time low

Yall (with uteruses) ever just free bleed into the toilet

Also having to go to work on your period at physically taxing job should be illegal

I never realized the chokehold Instagram had on me…my account has been disabled since Saturday, and I keeeeeep clicking the app to open it like 20+ times a day! I will eventually either make a new account or delete the app, but I don’t wanna do so until I can download all my data

Big ass dog with a bright pink studded collar lying down on the train floor just fucking vibing dude just chilling tf out

TAKE UP SPACE DIVA

A junk journal entry that is Christmas themed.

Merry Junkmas!!

Yeeeeees!!!!

Welp guess I’m gonna get really into this app since Meta just deleted my Facebook and Instagram accounts????

P.s. I have had my Facebook since 2007…devastating

I lowkey ruined my credit score buying floor seats to Ariana Grande in 2019…my credit score has since recovered, and I made my FINAL payment for the concert yesterday…just in time to try and snag tickets to the new tour😈

I am freaked the fuck OUT by Labubus I am so sorry

I’m crampin in the club :(

Checkin my credit score in the club

a rainbow flag is flying in the wind on top of a grassy hill ALT: a rainbow flag is flying in the wind on top of a grassy hill

In the pjs my mom got us watching the new season of The Ultimatum: Queer Love…happy pride🥰

Do you ever look around at a party and realize…I am too dumb to be here?

There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t think about the Club on a Sub from Firehouse and my fav hibachi place in my hometown (Clemson, SC)

New Music Fridayyyyy

Listening to the new Sabrina single and Addison album in bed with my gf while we drink the smoothies she made us🥰

Cc: @mayyybemel.bsky.social

See I struggle to find my size even at thrift stores!

Hi I have been eating better and having smaller portions for like 3 days now…WHY am I not skinny yet and WHY does my tummy still hurt??? Hmmm???

me, olive, dressed in all green in a crochet frog hat, stepping on you.

*steps on you in frog*

Ok fellow fat dykes:

Where are we getting shorts for the summer??? Bc by the look of my closet…imma be in jeans all summer long…

H E L P M E

“I wanna bio hack with you so we can live forever together” - @mayyybemel.bsky.social