death before brevity

People on FB posting huge photospreads of 100% AI generated wedding photos of Tom & Zendaya like that's not the fucking creepiest thing I've ever seen

Me: Everybody on the internet loves you
Solo: (soft wuff)
Me: Yes, even though you are a very naughty boy
Solo: (disbelieving wuff)
Me: Don't give me that! I'm the one who had to dry you off!!
Solo: (smug wuff)

Solo asked to go out & it's pissing down rain so I said "just pee and come back, don't be long" & went to get a drink before I stuck my head around the corner again to see why he was taking so long and ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOUNG MAN

I'm flaring up atm & very red/shiny/unwell looking in real life but I wanted to see what the camera on my new phone is like & I think it literally redness-reduced my face automatically?? Girl fix my hair next lmao

One of my punch card goals is to cook at home more often but my mother keeps buying me tons of food which is like oh hell yes free food I'm not gonna say no!! But also I have SO MANY LEFTOVERS to get through 😩

I love my Booster Pro so much but the violence with which I shoot electrical currents into my face every morning should probably be mentioned to my therapist jfdklsfj

Casually updating my wishlist for the future & discovering one of the items on it is currently 75% off as in marked down from $300 to $75 bc it's been discontinued after this WELP happy un-birthday to me I guess??

I don't care if you don't like Star Trek you gotta admit when coming up for the name for an evil twin to a character named Data, naming him Lore hits hard as fuck

One of the worst parts of being on disability pension & poor is anytime I allow myself to have anything Genuinely New I feel like I've cheated or done something wrong & the guilt eats me alive and swallows up any enjoyment of my New Thing

I want Pokopia but I already don't have enough time for everything I wanna do

Guys which sticker should I get for the new car?

Is "buy this to lower your cortisol levels" the new "buy this to cleanse your toxins" bc I am seeing this shit everywhere

My new therapist after listening to me talk for less than 3 minutes: Have you considered you might be autistic?

Just finished cleaning all my personal effects out of my car 😭 I found so much of dad's stuff in the secret compartments in the rear/trunk area that I didn't even realize were there & now I'm just a shaky, teary mess

Solo pup's storm distress lately has just been him knocking things down with his snoot repeatedly & me putting them back while going "babe, could you not" because there's literally nothing else I can do 🫩

What I would give for the ability to just flip a switch and fall asleep automatically like sleep is basically time travel let me get to later on today already

The fact that I'm still fatigued to shit and have a nasty headache after getting my iron infusion & then finding out that's apparently normal & it takes up to 3 days to start feeling better??

Starting with a new therapist today I'm so nervous god

Nothing like an accidental puppy headbutt and a bloody lip first thing in the morning

I have been infused!! But I am so tired god 😩

OMG love it!!

Setting my alarm so my oxygen deficient forgetful ass doesn’t miss my iron infusion today like

I have five hours until my iron infusion and three separate lists with hundreds of things to do and I cannot figure out what to do to fill the time so I am naturally going to re-write all of these lists

Does anybody know if it's worth checking my car contract with a lawyer before signing it? I'm so nervous about this and I don't understand most of what it says

Brainstorming names for my car like I'm naming a firstborn child

Blue Prince coming to Switch 2 is dangerous I must not start a new game and get lost in the sauce for another 6 months like I did last time

Learning how to make my quality of life better without feeling terrible guilt & shame tied to every action, especially when it involves spending savings money, is a fucking trial for real

This whole AI thing is literally just people putting words into a words-making-box & pretending it's got a soul when it says the words you want to hear back to you, huh?

Someone should track the correlation between people who have a glass of water on their bedside table at night and people who don't and which majority of those two groups are cat owners

I have my iron infusion today and start with a new therapist tomorrow and pick my new car up the day after that dear god let all of this fix me