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@stitch25.bsky.social

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Who the fuck works out in jeans?

18.02.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well well well. Looks like they were correct. They just lied about who it was.

02.02.2026 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 17848    πŸ” 5997    πŸ’¬ 651    πŸ“Œ 392
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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet WASHINGTONβ€”In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...

He may be an idiot but he sure has perfect β€˜scooting’ form. πŸ˜‚

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www.mediaite.com Stephen Colbert on Why ICE Shouldn't Be Compared to Nazis

Stephen Colbert Says Comparing ICE o Gestapo Not β€˜Fair’ Because at Least β€˜Nazis Were Willing To Show Their Faces’ Mediaite

29.01.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard wears a black hat and a black jacket ALT: a man with a beard wears a black hat and a black jacket
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It's not working

28.01.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Feed cleanse πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ¦¦

22.01.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3394    πŸ” 418    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 28
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Repost. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

15.01.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 510    πŸ” 438    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 20

πŸ€” hmmm. Wasn't there an amendment that covered this?

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Lola πŸ₯°

05.01.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2733    πŸ” 354    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 53

There has got to be a better way to fraze that.

04.01.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saying goodbye to 2025 like…

31.12.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1019    πŸ” 313    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 28
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Lowest ratings ever for a CBS broadcast.
🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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This is how you do it folks

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Die Hard 6: The Un-redaction

β€œYippee ki-yay kiddie fiddlers!”

25.12.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3926    πŸ” 562    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 30
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Let this be the end of the Jake Paul Boxing Scam

20.12.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 599    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 44
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Release the Epstein Files

19.12.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8299    πŸ” 2548    πŸ’¬ 299    πŸ“Œ 166

If they all hate him sooo much, then why are they still on X?

19.12.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t understand how a guy with 360Β° peripheral vision can’t catch anyone.

16.12.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 9676    πŸ” 1516    πŸ’¬ 811    πŸ“Œ 184
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a sloth is yawning while sitting on a towel . ALT: a sloth is yawning while sitting on a towel .

So exciting

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Thou Shalt Not Murder Fishermen While Pardoning Drug Lords This is evil.

Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.

03.12.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 13692    πŸ” 4563    πŸ’¬ 306    πŸ“Œ 139

Fuck that. Epstein files before anything else.

02.12.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No one will stop me from defending our freedoms.

29.11.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 20774    πŸ” 5757    πŸ’¬ 792    πŸ“Œ 343

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