A.L. Goldfuss

I heard someone honking their horn and immediately thought "Is there a raid??" so yeah things are going well

also is this the first use of the phrase "a Dracula"?

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Millennial girls on the school bus arguing over which Backstreet Boy monster was hottest www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M6s...

Digital illustration depicting a hooded figure. Her face is not visible, but in its place are stylized shoots protruding from the hood’s opening. Dark mountains are visible in the background.

Digital illustration styled as if it were printed on an old battered card. It depicts a character whose head is replaced by black branches.

Digital illustration in the style of a vintage storybook. A man peacefully sits in a sparse forest with his back against a tree stump. Muted red flowers grow out of his chest. Below the illustration reads “several flowers bloomed from his chest.”

Digital illustration in the style of old print. It displays three plants in various states of transformation. All are growing vague animal-like bodies: one birdlike, one serpentine, and the other humanoid.

Mild plant horror 🌱🌿

I’m a bit treated out, so I had a dark chocolate square to celebrate

Megan Thee Stallion

Timeline cleanse- NYC Halloween Parade and Thriller.

The timeline is on my side 💪

A Monstrously Alluring Secret Comes to Light in This Eerie Short Story October's Lightspeed short story is 'Drosera regina' by A.L. Goldfuss, and it's perfect Halloween reading.

Oh????? My story is on Gizmodo!

gizmodo.com/a-woman-hide...

me with a blue funnel like hat, with a stick out the top holding a red ball on a string. I have on a red capelet and am carrying a letter with calligraphy and a seal in my crooked beak. I've got a badge with a symbol on it

the guy from the original painting that's got on my outfit except it's wearing tan turnshoes

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

ME: I wonder if there's a movie that's like Titanic but horror
ALSO ME: that's just Titanic

I am not flattened by my flu shot today, so I need to rustle up a scary movie for this evening

Every day I wake up and turn on my apartment's gas fireplace like an innkeeper in a Dickens novel preparing the morning biscuits

New Florence + The Machine yes yes yes yes

Thanks for reading!

Wow, that is high praise. Please tell your friend thank you (and thank *you* for sharing the story with them).

Thanks for reading!

Oh thank you so much for reading! I’m glad you liked it.

Thank you for reading!

This was a very satisfying read, I recommend

Thank you for reading!

This was a WILD read (complimentary)

Take the eggs back to that café and crack them into your coffee

Congrats!

this isn't The Big Plunge but it is sort of jarring that we're all sitting around waiting for the market to crash at some point because, as people with brains, we can see that all this is built on air and promises and not anything real

איזה סיפור מעולה 🥰

תודה לך!

thank youuuu 🥰 what a nice thing to say!