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A.L. Goldfuss

@ghoulpus.bsky.social

Writer | BRAVE NEW WEIRD vol 4 | Stories in Lightspeed / Nightmare / Fantasy | Upcoming in Reactor | More info algoldfuss.com | Newsletter https://buttondown.com/algoldfuss | xe/xir/xem

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This has 80s shoulder pads energy in a joyful way

04.03.2026 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)

04.03.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2416    πŸ” 513    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 21

i keep seeing writers who want both:
* to be bold iconoclasts going against the pretenses and trends of the day and
* to have a perfect 5.0 review score on goodreads

and like, I'm sorry. those things don't go together.

04.03.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 256    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

🎡 All the things I hate, all the things I hate, clearing off my plate, clearing off my plate, all the things I hate 🎡

03.03.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t sleep enough, so today I’m doing all of the admin tasks I hate

03.03.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

"I'll definitely remember that book's title," I said in January, closing the tab. "I don't need to write it down anywhere."

03.03.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently, Silent Book Club is a real thing, and they have been the victim of so many scammers they have a dedicated page for it: silentbook.club/pages/cautio...

03.03.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh! oh! *i* can think of a type of effeminate gay boy who is regularly and vociferously told he's actually a girl and may even be forced to live as one & go through a female puberty by his parents, teachers, doctors, etc

03.03.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I may crash and burn at any time. This could be the best thing that's ever happened to me and then I disappear but the lesson here is to keep working. It doesn't matter what people say, or how they try to drag you. Keep working at your art. They can laugh as much as they want. I'm doing the work.

03.03.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooooh good idea, simple commute

03.03.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you get to sleep in the horror section?

03.03.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations!!

03.03.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Still looking for my next role - if you know anyone who needs an award winning game designer, narrative designer, or content designer with technical skills and people managing experience who has been at it for 15 years and has made stuff that is taught in schools, hit me up at zoe@unburntwitch.com

03.03.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 509    πŸ” 175    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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When you click the "beautify slide" AI feature in Google Slides.

NOT A JOKE

03.03.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1489    πŸ” 333    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 93

People have been trying to solve the deluge for years now

03.03.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my writing groups has a weekly AI spam thread where people share their latest emails

03.03.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Publishers and booksellers are hiring people whose sole job is to weed out all of the AI spam/submissions

03.03.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly yes

03.03.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone in publishing is getting inundated with AI spam every day, it’s like getting sand thrown in your eyes before you even have breakfast

03.03.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

AI is here!! Vomiting into your inbox!!!

03.03.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Not silent enough amirite

03.03.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Email subject: Your Story (LATEST WORK) Is being Selected for the SILENT BOOK CLUB

Email subject: Your Story (LATEST WORK) Is being Selected for the SILENT BOOK CLUB

Ooooh shit? My amazing story, LATEST WORK? What an honor!!!

03.03.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Ding-dong! The Dutch Fish Doorbell needs you to help migrating fish A Dutch lock is closed for the spring, and its employees want you to tell them when migrating fish come knocking by ringing a digital doorbell

Well, in more pleasant news, the Fish Doorbell is back... πŸ§ͺ

02.03.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 332    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 9
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Skin Thief by Suzan Palumbo (ebook) β€” neon hemlock This order will come with a DRM-free epub file. The stories in this collection of dark fantasy and horror short stories grapple with the complexities of identity, racism, homophobia, immigration, ...

It is women in horror month. I am one of those and here is my gothic/horror lit collection that people said was pretty good.

www.neonhemlock.com/ebooks/skin-...

02.03.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

buying stock in MiraLAX

02.03.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every day someone in charge does something half-baked and awful because their pocket friends dropped some acid about it

02.03.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when that group chat of tech guys panicked themselves into a bank run? Feels like that's happening all the time across everything now.

02.03.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like I need people to let go of the idea that limits exist for these people. They're already claiming Walz is too German to be a real American. White men from Minnesota are in danger so why would you think that any group is safe?

02.03.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 218    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

Vampires…bleeding…so it’s gonna be a moon orgy

02.03.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Will vampires be more powerful?

02.03.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0