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A.L. Goldfuss

@ghoulpus.bsky.social

Writer | BRAVE NEW WEIRD vol 4 | Stories in Lightspeed / Nightmare / Fantasy | Upcoming in Reactor | More info algoldfuss.com | Newsletter https://buttondown.com/algoldfuss | xe/xir/xem

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Some days this doesn’t work, and I barely scrape by and collapse into bed right before dinner for The Most Dangerous Nap

But that’s not a given from the start

05.03.2026 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is different than saying β€œWell I slept bad, but the day is going to be awesome!” It’s not forcing positivity, it’s just not capitulating ahead of time.

05.03.2026 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I slept *terribly* last night and I told myself β€œWell, I am open to the day improving.” So I got up and ate, made good headway at work, finally wrote for the first time this week, and had hot cocoa after dinner.

05.03.2026 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw a Tumblr post that was like β€œInstead of declaring my day will be bad because I slept like shit, I now say that I am open to it improving as it goes on” and it has changed my general daily outlook

05.03.2026 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

lol damn that’s quite a list

05.03.2026 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We love when a man looks his age (and also has an emo haircut)

05.03.2026 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no ❀️

05.03.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no

05.03.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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online MAGA men are falling for the AI creation "Jessica Foster," who is a combination US Army adviser to Trump and foot fetish model. The character already has nearly a million Instagram followers.

04.03.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2246    πŸ” 369    πŸ’¬ 265    πŸ“Œ 465

It's so nice to read a book written 25 years ago featuring a truly flawed and reprehensible protagonist knowing the author never had to come online and spoon feed the story to readers incapable of not treating fiction like a book of manners

04.03.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1194    πŸ” 281    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 11

Every time I treat myself to one of her books, I think "You'll never write like this, but you can write better than you do now" and I let that push me

04.03.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Morrison really is one of the greatest writers in human history

04.03.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

This has 80s shoulder pads energy in a joyful way

04.03.2026 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)

04.03.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2574    πŸ” 550    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 22

i keep seeing writers who want both:
* to be bold iconoclasts going against the pretenses and trends of the day and
* to have a perfect 5.0 review score on goodreads

and like, I'm sorry. those things don't go together.

04.03.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

🎡 All the things I hate, all the things I hate, clearing off my plate, clearing off my plate, all the things I hate 🎡

03.03.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t sleep enough, so today I’m doing all of the admin tasks I hate

03.03.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

"I'll definitely remember that book's title," I said in January, closing the tab. "I don't need to write it down anywhere."

03.03.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently, Silent Book Club is a real thing, and they have been the victim of so many scammers they have a dedicated page for it: silentbook.club/pages/cautio...

03.03.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh! oh! *i* can think of a type of effeminate gay boy who is regularly and vociferously told he's actually a girl and may even be forced to live as one & go through a female puberty by his parents, teachers, doctors, etc

03.03.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I may crash and burn at any time. This could be the best thing that's ever happened to me and then I disappear but the lesson here is to keep working. It doesn't matter what people say, or how they try to drag you. Keep working at your art. They can laugh as much as they want. I'm doing the work.

03.03.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooooh good idea, simple commute

03.03.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you get to sleep in the horror section?

03.03.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations!!

03.03.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Still looking for my next role - if you know anyone who needs an award winning game designer, narrative designer, or content designer with technical skills and people managing experience who has been at it for 15 years and has made stuff that is taught in schools, hit me up at zoe@unburntwitch.com

03.03.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 521    πŸ” 181    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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When you click the "beautify slide" AI feature in Google Slides.

NOT A JOKE

03.03.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1543    πŸ” 341    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 96

People have been trying to solve the deluge for years now

03.03.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my writing groups has a weekly AI spam thread where people share their latest emails

03.03.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Publishers and booksellers are hiring people whose sole job is to weed out all of the AI spam/submissions

03.03.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly yes

03.03.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0