Missing Linke

Agreed…sadly.

Seeing a lot of flopping. Even one or two from Minnesota.

I have a kids birthday party coming up for an indecisive and petulant child. I need a group of performers that’ll do pretty much anything. Does SCOTUS have an agent or are they exclusive to Trump?

Wait. We’re doing retroactive suspensions for kicking now? I submit for your consideration:

How about another couple days for persistent infringement?

Inside Minnesota United’s rebirth: Playing “like Stoke City on a rainy Tuesday” & buying into data The Loons’ unorthodox rebuild has seen them develop into one of MLS’s most modern and competitive outfits.

Few things about Minnesota United's new era have been normal — from outlier tactics to striking a deal with a group of soccer data hobbyists turned practitioners.

For @backheeled.com, I spoke with key figures at the club to go inside the Loons' rebirth as one of MLS's most modern outfits ⤵️

Hey, I call it a win that the ref didn’t give Bongi a yellow for being to close to Seattle’s goal.

We had to be vocal. We figured the ref was be too blind to see any of the “signs” being shown his way.

After the first 10 minutes I just assumed they put a highlighter jersey on the Seattle bus driver and gave him a whistle.

GASP

Honestly surprised they didn’t offer you a “House Made Tomato and Herb Reduction” instead.

Trump is worried about the afterlife and Vance is spending a lot more time trying to pull MAGA to his side. I wonder what that’s all about.

“Can you explain this gap in your resume?”

Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”

The ICE agents deploying these are people without necessary training, those who couldn’t cut it in police training or didn’t want to join the military.

They are in this to hurt people and play Call of Duty on our streets, deploying chemical weapons on our neighbors as if they’re pressing L1.

Senate Republican Logic

op: therapy.with.cj via IG

No wonder he can’t dance. Imagine being this tone deaf.

Gestapo doing Gestapo things.

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword

[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

No, Charlie Kirk was not practicing politics the right way His assassination deserves full condemnation; his full impact should not be sidestepped.

NEW: No, Charlie Kirk was not practicing politics the right way. That's what Ezra Klein said. We can condemn this heinous assassination but also recognize that with his 2020 election denialism and extremist rhetoric, Kirk built his movement with falsehoods and in a wrong and divisive manner.

#ANewHope 🙏

You had your chance to remove and bar him from the presidency after Jan 6. And you chickened out.

If you believe releasing a list of pedophiles is a hostile act toward you then you are a pedophile on that list. Not that we should need a list. Listen to the victims.

Elegance in defeat.

How many games did Brian Vera get for spitting on Michael Boxall?

BE ELEGANT IN T̶R̶I̶U̶M̶P̶H̶ DEFEAT

Old Soviet joke for today:

A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.

After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”

“I’m looking for the obituaries.”

“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”

“Not the one I’m looking for.”

Feels like a year of being yelled at for rocking the boat when all you’re trying to do is row

is…is the senate minority leader who spent the weekend before the hhs secretary confirmation vote—after choosing not to deny unanimous consent—in a grocery store howling at the elderly about oncoming tomato price hikes telling one of *us* to fire rfk‽

CEO pay is up 1,085% since 1978, while typical worker pay is up just 24%.

Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?

I assume this will be done with Trump brand fence paint?