Laura Dee

oh right I should be posting about the superbowl, and I will: the heteros across the aisle who planned to be bro-ing down at home by now are wistfully watching it on their phones

screenshot of a text message reading "you're autistic, a whole day on a train is like Disneyland"

heading back to Toronto in the throes of a 5+ hour Via Rail delay and my friends could not be more supportive

emotionally preparing myself to be Visibly Old at the king princess show tonight, but i never really had a tegan and sara era so it's either this or being Ever-So-Slightly Young at a k.d. lang concert

as much as I love my extraneous piercings and strategically dumb haircuts I know I'm most visibly gay whilst hauling 30lbs of cat litter on my shoulder

A large orange and white cat dominates most of the author's lap while, at the edge of frame, an abandoned laptop awaits

like i really need to finish that report but what if moving him off my lap breaks his heart 😭

I'm not saying my period is due, but I did just consider googling "do cats experience rejection sensitive dysphoria" 🥺

update: omgggg she's such a talent she's such an athlete she's such a beauty and i'm so gay i'm so gay i'm sooooo gayyyyyy

stay tuned for my review of the toronto doechii show!

today I got to pick out my very own personal pizza and drink 4 cans of cola and I don't know how to break it to my child-self that this wasn't an awesome party but just me being stuck at work late ;(

I hate knocking on a bathroom door when I know someone is in there, it's mutually miserable, but I would LOVE if I could discretely give them the light à la cueing a comic to wrap up their set

(let's not explore the idea of a toilet tight 5 though thanks in advance)

Italian restaurants aren't being pretentious when they refuse to slice your pizza and simply arm you with a dull steak knife, they're being traditional (the tradition is being humiliated at your work dinner 🤌)

I don't have the stats to formally confirm that most of the people at the Deltron 3030 show were dorky 40ish white dudes, but I can confidently say it was the kind of crowd where I, a dorky 40ish white woman, was dancing better than anyone in my immediate vicinity

no one asked me if I'd rather be immune to modesty or to smudges, but as it turns out, the only thing standing between me and wearing mesh shirts absolutely everywhere is the fact that it's kinda hard to clean my glasses on them

ok almost everyone stood up when The Damned (est. 1976) took the stage, so i guess our grey hair doesn't define us, but it has turned into a heated melee as hundreds jockey for "older couple standing at the back of the show" supremacy

maybe I wouldn't have slammed a $7 concession stand red bull had I known I'd get to sit all night but at least the server was mildly amused ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

arrived at The Damned show to discover the GA section is unexpectedly SEATED, and i can't be alone in feeling offended the venue assumes the audience is old, but also kinda relieved

(last time I saw these guys Captain Sensible fell off the stage so maybe he'll get a chair too)

the app notified me I was getting a free upgrade to uber black, but imagine my disappointment when it arrived and wasn't a hearse

which one of the CN towers though

can I at least have chewable grape autism then

I saw him last week and he was a damn delight

an orange and white cat lounges in a pink bathtub surrounded by vintage blue and pink tile. the grout as grimy as the bathroom is old.

there is cat hair on my new work laptop despite not yet having brought it home from the office
powerful

two contractors are together in my small bathroom with the door closed?

a humbling and bonding experience to realize that my cats' claw clipper is in fact the best tool available to deal with the atrocity that calls itself my right pinky toenail

if adhd medication is so habit-forming then how come my first pill of the day isn't powerful enough to remind me to take my second pill of the day?

like about 1.6 of them i'd say

went to the movies tonight to immerse myself in industrial grade air conditioning, and saw the new wes anderson to immerse myself in a whimsical world with so many whimsical backdrops and so many whimsical characters and a couple of them were even women

bold of me to tease my cat for trying to snarf his food while i'm still scooping it out of the can, considering that i just fully gouged the roof of my mouth with my fork eating lukewarm leftover spaghetti too fast

After a tough year at school a young woman travels abroad, embracing new opportunities to connect with community, tradition, and nature

It's hard to admit, but I'm getting to the age where every group chat I'm in is associated with at least one shared spreadsheet

i thought about my first "meaningful" tattoo for ages, ended up hating it/planning on covering, didn't even consider another for decades. in the past couple years i've spontaneously added 3 more, they're all VERY dumb, zero regrets