Leftbobgolfer

Ha ha I always seem to!

My wife said to me, "why don't you write a book instead of making all your stupid word play jokes.

I replied "what a novel idea!"

Two hitmen are walking in the first late at night and one of them days to the other:

"I have to admit, I'm a little scared out here."

The other replies: "You think YOU'RE scared, I have to walk out of here by myself!"

Have you ever been camping in a blizzard before???

It is SNOW in tents!

What do you call 2 dogs working together???

Collabradors!!!

My buddy was telling me about the time when they duct taped their housekeeper to the ceiling.

Sure sounds maid up!

I asked my personal trainer if he could train me to do the splits like he can.

"That depends" he says, "how flexible are you???"

"Very flexible" I told him.
"Wednesday nights are the only time I can't make it!"

Perfect, you just KNOW that will work.

While wrapping,Trump is asking everyone to make sure to turn inward, EVERY page where his name appears. (that is most pages)

Very nice Sunny!!!

Thanks Terry! It's pouring right now! Of course!

Only supposed to last a couple of hours but got caught in it on my bike and got soaked!

We're still enjoying ourselves. Dealing with wet dogs and muddy paw prints on our nice sheets! :)

That's great! I'm a couple hours drive to Toronto but I generally get there once a year.

We are camping right now at our favorite camp ground in Owen Sound!

This is our front porch! :)

Especially when they took me for a female! :)

Ridiculous.

Reminds me of Christie sunbathing at the beach while it was closed to the public!

He's in so far over his head.

Clownshow

Hey Sunny! Good to see you too! It's been a while!

It's been a great summer, the bike is a blast! :)

I hope life is being kind and nice to see you around today!!!

My dad's answer to everything is alcohol.

He doesn't drink, he's just really bad at crossword puzzles!

The 1st photo of a black hole was released today.

It sucks!

Do you know why hookers wear high heels???

So they don't sell themselves short!

Do you know why teenagers are so odd???

Because they can't even!

What do you call children born at the whore house?

Brothel sprouts!

I met a sexy Welsh girl at a party who asked me:

"Hey, why don't you come back to mine!"

And that's how I ended up digging coal for 20 years.

What has 2 butts and kills people???

An assassin!

I went to a gender reveal party but I was the ONLY one that showed up naked!

:)

DoD Secretary Hegseth Draws A Line: Cybersecurity No Longer Optional With Secretary Pete Hegseth’s July 2025 mandate, the DOD made clear that real cybersecurity, not box checking, is now the price of admission to a $320 billion defense market.

Hegseth issued a DoD memorandum titled “Enhancing Security Protocols for the Department of Defense”

Ha ha ha
War plan Signal chats are now out!

You couldn't write this shit.

www.forbes.com/sites/emilsa...

Thank you!

JD Vance’s team had water level of Ohio river raised for family’s boating trip Exclusive: Incident raises questions of exploitation of public services, but Secret Service says it was requested for ‘safe navigation’

"Requested for safe navigation!"

Ha ha ha ha ha

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Stella blowing bubbles and getting mad that she can't pick up this big branch. :)

Willow can sit 15 feet away from the ducks and sit very still and quiet and stare at them forever. She seems to love just to watch them.

We bought a big bag of whole corn kernels and have all the ducks at our campsite!

These 2 jr's are still half fuzz! :)

This is my 53rd year camping here. My first time was my 4th birthday party. I still have the pictures!

My mom and dad loved the place, as do my kids and their kids. 💙