spoopy bihexual

friendly reminder that spoopy season runs through Dia de los Muertos.

i’m pretty sure this is how everyone is working these days

YouTube video by Nintendo of America Animal Crossing: New Horizons – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition & Free Update – Announcement Trailer

The world is on fire so Nintendo said, “I got you” ANIMAL CROSSING UPDATE!!!!!!!

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we need another billionaire undersea implosion to keep our spirits up

Woman in white apron in kitchen cutting into a pumpkin, painting.

Carving the Pumpkin by Franck Antoine Bail, 1910. 🎃

not only am i now as old as Giles, i’m season four Giles years old.

finally some good news

from the reactions i’ve gotten, it does not

on my second PSL of the day. related, what are you all saying when someone says “how are you?” in chitchat? because i’m struggling to say anything socially acceptable

New York Times alert reads: Spears Ex Sounds 'Alarm' A new memoir by Kevin Federline, Britney Spears's ex-husband, questions the decision to release her from a conservatorship.

man who no longer has access to a woman and her money questions if she should make decisions for herself and her money without him

uber, i don’t know how much harder i can stress this, i don’t want chad on a bicycle headed my way with food. I WANT THE ROBOT. it’s the only reason to live in jersey city.

i cannot go to a medical professional of any kind without being asked that.

screen grab of a MyChart check in form for a mammogram appointment with required fields for Gender Identity and Sexual Orientation as well as optional fields for Legal Sex, Religion, and Ethnicity.

what does any of this have to do with getting a mammogram…

on October 3rd he asked me what day it was
“it’s Life of a Showgirl day” 🧡😘

he has an older series of making a map of the us out of each state’s official state tree. it’s also wonderful.

looking for romantasy/fantasy recs where the FMC is not the chosen/prophesied one. like a book where she’s fredo and this shit fell into her lap.

this is the prophecy we have been waiting for

what’s the over/under on how many times Taylor Swift sings “may” instead of “me” on an all Max Martin album

desktop featuring a hot coffee to-go cup and an iced coffee with a fun, orange bendy straw. a large water cup with a straw and cocktail umbrella looms behind the coffees

they’re both pumpkin spice. happy bisexual visibility month, pals.

what’s everyone’s favorite bi panic movie that’s not The Mummy (i love The Mummy, but that’s always the one that gets recommended)

watching Election for the first time and this movie is really about a teacher taking retaliation on a 17-year student because his friend (also a teacher) slept with her….

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after much consideration, it is mostly because of the beard. and the sharp wit and check bones, and the grouchy sarcasm, and the train wreck. but the beard is doing seriously hefty lifting.

“let’s be terrible together”

have apparently gone feral for Matthew Goode in Dept. Q. what is it about tall, dark, and train wreck.

if i’m filing out a form on the internet instead of calling a number, please don’t call me as a response. I DO NOT PHONE.

Greta Gerwig’s FIGHT CLUB

tumblr would have been OBSESSED with the janitor in that scene

mine is that it feels like Daniel Craig hates James Bond as a character

literally 12:01am september 1 and i’ve been hit with “all i want for christmas is you“