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23.02.2026 15:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(itβs zero)
23.02.2026 15:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Week who-knows-how-many of responding to political spam with βif a human responds to this Iβll donateβ. The number of human responses will shock you!
23.02.2026 15:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Force quit and punish them with notification purgatory π Iβm looking at you, DoorDash
29.01.2026 04:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Whoops, we broke the capitol phone system again. Many users are reporting issues reaching offices in DC
25.01.2026 19:59 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Ring the alarum-bell! Murder and treason!
24.01.2026 18:23 β π 909 π 238 π¬ 8 π 2Reported them to act blue months ago and yet! I thought AB was supposed to be cracking down on this stuff
11.01.2026 17:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
FUN FACT: Indiana constituents made 6000 calls via 5 Calls to oppose this redistricting bill.
That's the largest number of state-level calls on an issue we have seen this year. π€ππ
I got a really useful "here are some clarifying questions I have, please pick from one of these directions" reply in Claude code the other day. Wish it did this more!
05.12.2025 17:31 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Jurassic Park Rebirth is a marketing premise (no one wants to watch a movie with the same old dinosaurs again!) made into a story premise (no one wants to go to the dinosaur park to see the same old dinosaurs again!)
13.11.2025 16:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The legendary cat meme that started an era
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Mischief night as well in suburban Philly
31.10.2025 19:56 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I just blurted out βI hate my senatorsβ waiting for the train.
22.10.2025 01:09 β π 53 π 1 π¬ 5 π 1βΎοΈ
21.10.2025 02:36 β π 24 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt care about these pleasantries, this skeet is a hate crime
10.10.2025 01:57 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Ah, itβs that time of the year in SF that NOAA clearly has no idea how to predict.
They should just say βitβll be 90 degrees until it isnβt and then itβll be winterβ
I hope everyone in attendance laughed and laughed and laughed at these total losers
29.09.2025 02:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If you know me, you've probably heard my screed on why we need the Western States Alliance to protect the rights of citizens where the federal government is failing miserably. Little did I know the (real) West Coast Health Alliance would be the first important step in that direction
22.09.2025 21:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this fucking idiot
22.09.2025 20:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0soft pretzel warming racks on every jet bridge
20.09.2025 23:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love a good push notification failure
20.09.2025 20:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hey CALIFORNIA -- We just posted a special state-level call for YOU. Have at it π
**Pro tip: Enter a full address or 9-digit zip code to ensure you get the right contacts π
5calls.org/state/califo...
now hold on just a second, I happen to know color film was common in 1991
14.08.2025 18:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If this isnβt someoneβs job at the White House now, it will be soon
04.08.2025 01:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My toddler has entered the insane dictator paranoid of poison phase, everything I feed her is handed back to me βHere! You eat first!β
04.08.2025 01:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We had an issue with the Mac client and 1.86 last week but nothing that impacted linux as far as we know, will check again though
03.08.2025 02:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0auto update or did you bump the version once you got in? Would be pretty unlucky but I wonder if sd card corruption hit the auth state file
03.08.2025 02:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thanks weather app, for keeping me updated on the tsunami watch since we dismantled the weather service
30.07.2025 00:24 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1Raising my popularity by prosecuting BeyoncΓ©
27.07.2025 01:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stickers are really the best part of iMessage, and totally under used
11.07.2025 02:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wait you didnβt pick this topic for a YouTube video?
11.07.2025 02:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0