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@alfaguru.bsky.social

Collector of strange books. In an inexplicable relationship with the late Frank Harris. He/him.

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This is (more or less) the premise of Hugh Kingsmill's novel The Return of William Shakespeare, which gives the answer "he'd talk about his own plays in a manner curiously reminiscent of Hugh Kingsmill".

01.03.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Cover of children's book "Lots of fun" showing a village scene in which the main character is a kangaroo dressed like a human woman, with two two large toads encroaching on her personal space.

Cover of children's book "Lots of fun" showing a village scene in which the main character is a kangaroo dressed like a human woman, with two two large toads encroaching on her personal space.

Not a Ladybird book, but this cover has always weirded me out.

Where's the fun in this? Why has the kangaroo lady got human hands? Don't make me go there, Mummy!

28.02.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Repeat after me: the government is good; the government is popular. This message will be repeated at the start of every news bulletin. Citizens will gladly join in, or face consequences.

28.02.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"perfect specimen of a well-groomed gentleman, he doesn't chew tobacco or drive a truck; but he is as hairy as Rosselini, and who has ever questioned his masculinity? He can move a piano by himself, he chops wood for exercise; and he has always, since he was a very small child, liked to be clean."

27.02.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you don't care whether it's actually soundbar shaped, I have found Logitech computer speakers with a subwoofer very satisfactory. Check that your TV has a minijack output though.

27.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Creative Stage v2, not super cheap but excellent for the price

27.02.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Loves of Liberace

The Loves of Liberace

27.02.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Im envisioning the variety of women who will romance me, their various Ethnicities, etc, when the Dark Net Injectables make me 1 inch taller

27.02.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3228    πŸ” 400    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 19

We moved recently and one of the movers was NOT impressed by our book collection. Yes, I have both editions of the New Preface to "The Life and Confessions of Oscar Wilde", what of it?

27.02.2026 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Disturbing to see every trans person on my timeline vocally distressed about the shit in Kansas, a huge step towards banning trans folk from public life there, and total crickets from the majority of cis folk

It's been decades of trans folk pleading cis folk to step up. If not now, when?

26.02.2026 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 476    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 7

It's a landmark in the history of electronic music, though I didn't know that at the time. I was in favour of weird noises, though.

26.02.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trendy art teacher played this album in a class at school. Do trendy art teachers still exist in these times? What are they playing now? The Caretaker?

26.02.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Allister Heath: The terrifying truth about Frank Harris that the BBC refuses to broadcast.

Allister Heath: The terrifying truth about Frank Harris that the BBC refuses to broadcast.

I knew it.

26.02.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NAPALM DEATH!

26.02.2026 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sign the Petition Open a banking hub for Ammanford

Our town needs a bank. Please help.

c.org/s6tHGbRs4g

26.02.2026 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

26.02.2026 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Watch the Ken Burns doc if you want an authentic mid-brain understanding of their exploits.

25.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rest in peace Γ‰liane Radigue. The Queen of Minimalism, a master of feedback, the virtuoso of drone.
A big influence on this Bug.
πŸ”Šβ€οΈ

24.02.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What I said about Prince Andrew in 2011 Yesterday, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly Prince Andrew the Duke of York, was arrested in connection with his time as a British trade envoy.

i was telling someone the other day about the now show piece that @johnfinnemore.bsky.social did about andrew mountbatten-windsor in 2011, and what do you know, john's put a transcript up on his blog:

24.02.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Spammer is offering "the biblical 7-second secret to getting rock hard fast".

Deuteronomy 32:15?:

"But Jeshurun waxed fat, and kicked: thou art waxen fat, thou art grown thick, thou art covered with fatness; then he forsook God which made him, and lightly esteemed the Rock of his salvation."

24.02.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, how long before someone puts a fake QR code on top of the real one and infects users with malware?

23.02.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lee "Scratch" Perry early classic.

23.02.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Outside

23.02.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very sad news, Moose. Heartfelt sympathies.

23.02.2026 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pinball Wizard (2014 Remaster)
YouTube video by Roger Ruskin Spear - Topic Pinball Wizard (2014 Remaster)

Will Part 2 feature Roger Ruskin Spear's groundbreaking cover? Could punk rock have happened without it?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFaO...

22.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Saint Jack by the Nectarine No9

Saint Jack by the Nectarine No9

#nowplaying

22.02.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's always the cover up that is the fuck up.

21.02.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drop a crush from your youth

21.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Post a banger that isn't in English

20.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Short stories and some of his criticism, some years ago. Found him much to my liking, he's has that "playful nerd" vibe, like Stanislav Lem or Italo Calvino.

20.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0