Joe Davis

Yeah let's just keep trying to torch the closer's arm here wooooo

Yelich hurts my soul.

At least people really care about the regular season right 🫠

Life is pain.

And then there’s the vibes vampire Brice Turang rn.

111 mph out. The vibes are not good right now Brewers.

I don’t want to see Woodruff. It makes me too sad.

We’ll always have those 30 seconds after Chourio’s home run Brewers pals.

My insides getting ready to watch this Brewers game

👀 Minnesota

i'm convinced "verification" will be a worldcoin-style biometric data harvesting scheme. zero chance in hell i'd as much as send this company a copy of my driver's license.

Unless and until some kind of compelling legal and moral argument is presented as to why this is a legitimate use of deadly force, this is just…mass murder.

Typos are part of my aura.

Clearly we came up just short yesterday in the amount of people sending their good vibes and wishes to the Brewers.

While who you send your good vibes to is private, whether you send vibes or not is a meter of public record. We look forward to thanking you tomorrow for your good Brewers vibes.

Every time I get frustrated by chaos in the broad liberal coalition, Republicans go and do some shit like this and remind me that everyone i argue with is at least trying to make the world better, usually pretty nice, and not nearly this gross

democrats are perpetually associated with extremist tankies who openly hate the democratic party, but even outlets that report on nazism among republican party staffers will never hang this albatross on republican officials

If praising Hitler is less taboo, that also means the line for pushing the envelope for edgelord shitposting moves, too. What does that even look like? Well, the guy who wrote a book praising fascists for murdering opponents is a frequent White House guest.

Alas, nope.

It's protect/≠ bind, bind/≠ protect grievances all the way down.

is it ever going to be news that the richest man in the world openly promotes full-bore, swastika-flying, pro-genocide neo-Nazis

You have gottttt to take that.

Basically, 2 players worth $344 million beat the #Brewers $121 million team.

A great example of what payroll disparity means. At some point, the $160 / $180 / $365 / $700 million player is gonna do the thing.

And if you have that many of them, eventually, one (or two) of them will beat you.

Brice.

It would join a long list of all-world relievers tanking our post seasons

Bill. It has to be Bill.

No but seriously I need someone to tell me which one of the Etsy witches are legit

I hate the megabucks Dodgers.

As expected (I was being sarcastic)

(Besides the one we have lol)

I’m not sure we could get a hit off of Snell in 400 at bats