Riley Lahti

YOU - Yeah, we're f****ts, got a problem with it?!

I experienced a minor malfunction. I'm okay now.

"Is drinking kombucha considered breaking edge?"

"Riley if you like rabbits so much why don't you get a rabbit character?"

Rabbits are too soft and sensitive and adorable to accurately reflect me. I would need to be a fucked up creature, like a hare.

You say you mean well,
you don't know what you mean.
Fucking oughta stay the hell away from things you know nothing about.

Personal drawing of a wolf that reads ‘Burnout’

I am so tired.

First issue of Absolute Wonder Woman hit so hard tbh. I didn't love the fight scene as much but it's been a great take on her character.

Bibeo tang

I found your dad on Zillow

2026 Riley will become more undateable, perhaps pick up an unsexy hobby like drawing webcomics or streaming video games.

I'm gonna be one of those people that justifies having two fursonas by getting art of them together, aren't I?

Real. Hope you feel better.

I'm so tired.

If I had a nickle for every time a furry ran a harassment campaign against me while someone I loved was in rapidly deteriorating health, I'd have two nickels.

i am alive i promise my tummy just hurts

"Riley I know you're spread too thin but can you also go yell at your brother really quick?"

Years ago when Undertale first came out I thought it would be funny to make that awful text message notification sound the one i have on my actual phone. After years of enduring it I can confirm that it is quite awful. No I have not changed it.

It's a Wizards of the Coast specific policy iirc.

COMPOSURE - Could he be... a member of the *homo-sexual underground*?

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - This *sexual* thing seems interesting... Ask around, become involved.

I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.

YOU - Suffering will only make me stronger.

ENDURANCE - It's probably this way of thinking that got you where you are.

Happy day after valentine's day!

Life is tough, but we're tougher.

Happy valentine's day!

Girl breakfast (I hate being sick)

You're not having real sex if it's not making the stock anvil sound effect every time you hilt 😔

I always have such a disconnect with being reasonably hung and over half of furries are still like, "no it has to be a comedy prop complete with cartoon sound effect."

Venus as a boyfailure