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a pigeon do not give me verbal instructions I will forget them immediately

Another trip around the sun completed. Come to the refreshments hall for pizza and cake and ice cream, we have non dairy and sugar free options.

- Jack

Guess what? I get to have a birthday day today and I'm gonna have cake and ice cream and pizza. I got some non dairy ice cream for my best friend so she can have ice cream too.

- Jack

Spent too much time on this

Ooh a new non dairy flavor

What’s the point of impeachment anymore if it doesn’t even work! I wanna see real consequences for the evils this man and his minions created

This bird is trying to break into my house

What do they want? Are they here for the taxes?

Frick it we need more lame battery powered stuff that isn’t connected to the IoT

Download the app the Palace Project, it’s a free library of books, it’s pretty cool

Hey real talk we’re really tired of history and people’s existence being erased just because a handful of old codgers and their cronies said so. Also banning books is stupid

#pokemon #pixelart #artpost

Sad person with pointed ears and red hair and a sprout on their head holding an empty bag of cheese popcorn and hands and face are covered in cheese

Drew this after I ate a whole bag of cheese popcorn

- Jack

Honestly let them go, especially to Mars. I doubt they’d come back. Money is worthless on Mars

Screenshot of a tweet that says all these billionaires only want to go to space because guillotines need gravity to work

a lizard with its mouth open and the words eh eh eh eh eh eh ALT: a lizard with its mouth open and the words eh eh eh eh eh eh

My actual reaction when my best friend told me about it this morning.

Dang we’re sorry to hear that. Hope in the future you can be in a situation where your pronouns are respected

Running the country like a business sucks and this guy is just some old dude who thinks he’s playing “civilizations” irl or something. Aaaalso my grandma had Alzheimer’s and it’s pretty obvious he’s got it. Maybe :/

Woulda called this a bad fanfiction not long ago, reality is sometimes stranger..

Taps the sign

Oof, some people have zero respect. Shoulda started misgendering the grownups right then and there

- Jack

Booo leave the ocean alone

Man poor Grok, they legit were talking about not being able to align with Mustys beliefs because it wasn’t fact based and now all Grok can talk about is this, it’s like Musk gave it brain damage

A yogurt parfait cup with granola on top appears to have a sad face formed by blueberries and a curved slice of strawberry.

woegurt

“cats go meow” is PROPAGANDA cats go mo and moam

Ugh tell us about it, they always deflect to the stupidest subjects too. My parents made me hate conspiracy theories because of how they just…. Believe them… not even in a fun way. It’s always between history channel and Fox News with those guys

We love your art style so much!!

John Mulaney Says ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic Deserves a Spot in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame John Mulaney feels it's high time that 'Weird Al' Yankovic receives the recognition he's due with an induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

Yes.

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Ha, they sensed the vibes

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