A creature who goes bump in the night 🦇

More shots from that not-quite-engagement-photos shoot I did with @petsymatary.bsky.social and her hubby back in 2022. Masks and photography by me. #horror #nun #devil #satanic #leatherwork #masks #art #postapoc

The purpose of art is to reveal the horror of existence in a way that makes everyone horny

That time I made faux #horror movie accidental engagement photos for my friends. With @petsymatary.bsky.social and her hubby.
#photography #leatherwork #masks #nun #devil #satanic #postapoc #art

“I wish I had some holy water to throw on you. I’d just like to see what would happen to you.”
-The club manager to me because I kept frog blinking at him

these three dudes all in mariners gear and blue jeans just opened the door to the club, looked at me behind the desk and just closed the door and left

currently
offended that the man sitting next to me at the dive bar rail SKIPPED my joan jett song on the touchtunes

someone brought camel milk to the club

people who immediately get blackout tattoos instead of using them as a tool for coverups like they were meant to be concern me

one of the DJ’s has already made a remix of bbno$’s NSFW

“I’ve licked a lot of questionable things in my life but I will NOT lick the club dancefloor!”

a club member just told me he was worried about me and the manager because he’s been outside twice and we haven’t been outside smoking either time

A glass or hard plastic Caucasian woman in religious clothing i dont know what a nun hood that is light green are called anyhow shes hanging out in front of and to the side computer monitors and wire she is online good morning

logging on

there’s something validating in the fact that every company whose social media I have taken over has failed as soon as I leave
it’s almost like I knew what I was doing 🤷🏻‍♀️

I just ordered bagels online and I am so excited the future is now

an angel looses its wings when a hardcore releases a bad omens esque metalcore track 😔

got an account warning on reddit
for saying you should crowdkill the people being mean to you at an MCR show LOL

that he was one of the openers 😭
I was paying for parking and not really paying attention when he told me that but there was a SUSPICIOUS lack of cowboy hats at the show (and only one opener who did Not look like this guy)

that he was one of the openers 😭
I was paying for parking and not really paying attention when he told me that but there was a SUSPICIOUS lack of cowboy hats at the show (and only one opener who did Not look like this guy)

I think
a man in a cowboy hat
LIED TO ME TODAY
in an effort to pick up goth chicks outside the nine inch nails concert

seth meyers is coming to our local zoo for a comedy night and I am FROTHING at the MOUTH I cannot be normal about this

I saw a spider TURN AND LOOK AT ME while I was looking at said spider and I didn’t have my glasses on and I could see it!!!!!

it’s always so funny whenever I do a dumb voice at a member and they do it back

the men in the club are telling me I need to use my parking break more and i’m just standing there like

I just had a peach (a white peach specifically) for the first time in years
peaches are fucking awesome, dude

there’s a new friday the 13th movie AND video game coming out?? AND the prequel TV show?? I am being FED rn!!!!

if I actually get this screen used repo man jacket i’m currently the top bidder for I will be INSUFFERABLE

the all american rejects have rebranded to the rejects and I think that’s pretty hardcore

there’s a full size figure model of jason voorhees that someone is selling on facebook marketplace and taking photos with the one at Mopop has almost convinced me to get the FBM one 👀