1337 AGENT!

Hello Agents! Yuriful afternoon, is it not? I frequently read these books, i wonder if my fellow agents will like them too?

Yum, dry cereal for lunch!

He's very cute. But so unusual... there are no data on that kind of Nevadean before. It's so odd. I know the A.A.H.W database is very secretive but why choose to hide away something like this? some sort of mutation? or just natural born?

Oooh~ What do we have here? A fluffy looking grunt joining the Agency? Haven't seen that before in my 10 years working as a receptionist.

Do you miss him, too?

As such, agents, We are all flawed, in a way. But we must strive towards our end goal, crush the numb sensation in your skull, We must fight. We must struggle together. Willpower is what makes the A.A.H.W so glorious. You are not useless. Every agent serves a purpose. and Unity. Is. Purpose.

I am great. Fine. Excellent. Hahahaha.

We are all driven by the same frustrations. To kill hank, we must improve, to improve, we must work harder. working harder will likely demotivate you. So why stay in an endless, pointless loop where you fail, over, and over, and over again?

No. You confuse me. I'm blacklisting you.

No. There is NO FREAKY. NO!!!!!!!

I DON'T really wanna ask The Auditor for that.

Oh, okay. Uhm. I'll just. Leave. It's fine. I guess. I

There's nothing going on. I just wanted company.

Hey. Don't look at me like that. I um

Oh. I... see. Awesome. So. Uh. Wanna. Go to Bed together

Yes.

I do get stressed as an agent, I can't fully escape my thoughts and feelings to become someone perfect like that. I do miss him again.

That is going to block airway you Dumbhead

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. That's a lie.

Hello Agents! Please remember to wash your hands and sanitize yourself. we keep our buildings very clean with absolutely NOTHING in the vents whatsoever.

// every account with that tag in the bio is part of our group! it's free to join and we just request that people ask before joining! but to avoid confusion I wanted to clarify that it is specifically for our group

// I don't like to do ooc posts a lot but this is important!! a lot of people have been assuming that the #blueskymadness tag is a hashtag for every madcom roleplay account on here, but it's a tag specifically for a group my friends and I made.

I hate you. All of my ten billion neurons all collectively hate you. My blood boils when I see your face. My day is ruined when I see your name. Every muscle in my body tenses up when I sneer at you. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate.

Hello agents! There are traitors and dissenters among our ranks, be cautious, be wary, for at any moment- you may be fallen by their hands. It could even be me! You never know.

Hello Agents! Do not trust the Status Quo.

Thanks! Especially when we don't get to have them because of the Status Quo... It really is a one of a kind moment!

Bad news.

Hello Ms. Jo! Thanks for keeping our safety in check. You have my admiration!

I suppose I should introduce myself here. Hello all, I’m the head of A.A.H.W cybersecurity. Please call me Ms. Jo. :)