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Dear companies

If you’re going to make me use an app for what is obviously just a website, you should make sure your app renders that website correctly.

That is the only reason for that app to exist. To ensure things get rendered the way they are intended. I doubt “unusably cut off” is intended.

Sounds like a good day

Someone needs to remind them that the death penalty isn’t a threat to someone with no desire to live.

Just sharing his thoughts on ICE

I wonder how much influence all the "nuke it from orbit" memes/comments in the training data had.

Because the LLM doesn't know those weren't serious. It's just spitting out a statistical probability of what a human would say... if its context is that turning keys on a spider is the thing to do...

I wonder what role all the "Nuke it from orbit" memes/comments in the training data is playing in this.

It really is depressing how much of human progress is the direct result of our seemingly insatiable desire to murder each other

At least withe Juicero everyone with even a passing familiarity with product development and DFM had a good laugh at the press teardowns.

I suspect this is just going to be a normal coffee maker with an ESP32 duct taped on.

Most of the pentagon food places close by 4pm.

The original wasn't based on Google data. It was based on calling the nearest places and asking what the wait time would be on a pie.

If it was a "nothing special" night but *all* of them were backed up... there might be something going on.

It's absolutely valuable; it's pretty much the most impactful and direct "*THIS* is why you pay us" you can put in a presentation/report.

I'm just not sure about its operational usefulness since it depends on other orgs getting popped. Which, for legal purposes, you definitely have no control over.

A man in a suit drives a car while speaking into a handheld recorder. Text reads: “Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.”

“I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.”

Hopefully we won't still have "load bearing" LLMs in 30 years.

Can we please have learned at least that much? Please?...

That desk is way too clean... auditors must be coming in today.

And we wonder why people don't like Security

And runs the global financial system...

... yeah, this is going to go greeeeaaaat

Right?

Like, the one bright point in this dumbest of timelines...

Depending on your role (and relationship with ops), I did find tracking patch delta (time from a patch being available to being on n% of systems) useful. 0-day is expensive, patch diffing is free.

"CNN level events we *weren't* part of (because of something we did)" is bullshit but a board-pleaser.

Yeah, a lot of the common metrics are almost dependent on prior failures and/or set up perverse incentives.

"Cases closed"; the goal is to not have cases *to* close.

"Vulns found"; if it's your app, the goal is to work with developers *during development* to keep that number as low as possible.

So, do y'all still ballpit offices?

I will never understand why manufacturers always try to cut costs on the power supplies when the problems they cause are either catastrophic or a massive pain in the ass to diagnose. In both cases you have a very pissed off customer.

Escalades don't depreciate because of maintenance issues, they depreciate because they're the conspicuous consumption version of a Tahoe.

The only reason to buy a new Escalade is to show how much money you can piss away. As soon as there's a facelift, it no longer serves that function.

If a surge is big enough to get through a UPS, you have bigger problems. Something's probably on fire.

With enough wheelbarrows of money you can recover from some pretty insane failure modes... but the ransom is probably cheaper and definitely easier.

[offers knowing hug]

That assumes the drives are still intact.

Drive controllers have a nasty habit spewing out gibberish in their dying gasps.

Unfortunately, also one of the more common ways (at least old) drive controllers go out.

Honestly, that just goes for anything storage related.

Which is why the 2 in 3-2-1 backups is important.

And also why regularly testing your backups is so critical; because a backup that doesn't work when you need it, isn't a backup.

I've said it before, I'm sure I'll say it again; "the difference between ransomware and a RAID controller on the fritz is mostly academic."

The FJ70 series was/is available in LHD and, while they will cost a pretty penny, 25 year old examples that are in "showroom condition" are out there.

The US/Canada were basically the only markets that never got a 70; so Europe, Mid-East, South America, Africa, all had LHD 70s.

Ackchyually: Those are FJ70s

/car pedant