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Dear tech bros (and it is bros pulling this shit),

For fucks sake, no. No. NO!

FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS--NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

MY ANSWER IS NOT CHANGING.

EVER.

I DO NOT WANT TO USE YOUR SHIT AI FEATURES.

They are energy wasting garbage.

They are invasions of privacy.

They are theft.

GO AWAY!

06.11.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... and of course it's completely clouded in and raining here...

06.11.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why I get annoyed when people try to compare US and Chinese incarceration numbers. China doesn't incarcerate people, they execute them.

Like, lots of the drug stuff that fills US prisons; in China, that's death.

06.11.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they're mentioning it in their profile, it's probably the later.

06.11.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably something like 3M 434. It's ~$250 for a "normal duct tape size" roll and will take your skin off if you touch it wrong.

Honestly, it's kind of a pain in the ass to work with.

06.11.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, in terms of "things an angry mob can do to you at the South Pole" it sounds like he got off pretty light.

06.11.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, isn't "the microwave" how you're expected to cook them?

That just seems like bad packaging/product design on their part.

05.11.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excel is the third-best tool for any computing job.

The best tool is prohibitively expensive and the second-best hasn't been updated to work on anything newer than Windows XP (when the sole developer died).

05.11.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And no one around him liked him enough to go "you should probably keep that thought to yourself" before he went public with it

05.11.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If not in actual age, definitely in demeanor.

05.11.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My guess would be it's the MacBook Air M5 refresh. Drop MSRP to the $800-$850 street price the current M4 base models are perpetually on sale for and they're right in the mix with 16GB RAM Chromebooks.

We're in a bizarro world where Apple offers the best value* in computers.

*base models only

05.11.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think youโ€™re overestimating people in general and Democratic leadership in particular.

04.11.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Convincing their voters that others are to blame for the problems they created is the modern GOPโ€™s core competency. They are exceptionally good at it.

Democrats meanwhile canโ€™t even get a unified โ€œthat wasnโ€™t usโ€ message out.

04.11.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would assume she does. But (Iโ€™d hope) when youโ€™re an org whoโ€™s cheesy insta posts can start shooting wars, you donโ€™t assume anything.

03.11.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair, a significant portion of the people โ€œon welfareโ€œ that I meet are racist, white, shitheads so I can see how thinking about who it benefits could reduce support.

03.11.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine being NATO and using Taylor Swift without clearing it with her.

People think China and Russia are scary, nah, an army of pissed off Swifties would be the nightmare scenario.

03.11.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Booo! Boo on you! This โ€dark before dinnerโ€ stuff is bullshit of the highest order!

03.11.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, this is even more fucked than it seems at first blush.

That rule exists so stores donโ€™t price gouge the SNAP system. I have *never* heard of USDA having any issue with a โ€œSNAP priceโ€œ being *lower*โ€ฆ and yeah, thatโ€™s a thing (not saying more because weโ€™re dealing with assholes).

03.11.2025 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If youโ€™ve got friends in the Seattle area, have them check Uwajimayaโ€™s and T&T Supermarket for you (or come to @hushcon.com).

03.11.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s bizarre the things you miss when you stop having a reason to do them.

02.11.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Voice changing is one of the things the current gen-ai models are actually good at an thereโ€™s plenty of Swift material to train onโ€ฆ

02.11.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The problem is that in opening up the definition and diagnostic criteria from the *extremely* constrained โ€œAutismโ€ to the much broader โ€œAutism Spectrum Disorderโ€œ the APA went a bit too far. Now youโ€™ve got diagnostic and symptom overlap with just about everything so โ€itโ€™s ASDโ€ became the easy answer.

02.11.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œDo you mean the โ€˜ethically sourced furโ€™ wardrobe and furnishings?

Itโ€™s a free upgrade. Youโ€™re welcome.โ€ - The Dogs

02.11.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And you should never, ever, ever expose the bare metal to a white vinegar + hydrogen peroxide + salt mixture.

Definitely no one should ever do that.

02.11.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s because the vast majority are owned by their cultists and the opposition is actively working to disarm themselves.

02.11.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But then how would people know itโ€™s our own super serious special threatening threaty threat and not like everyone elseโ€˜s โ€œnot at all threaty because they donโ€™t involve computersโ€ scams?

02.11.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s not wrong in that LLMs can pass Turing tests. It just turns out playing โ€œthe imitation gameโ€œ is kind of a crap proxy for measuring if something can think.

Dude was brilliant, but I think itโ€™s time we acknowledge that one as a miss.

02.11.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed. Itโ€™s good in its own right, it just isnโ€™t โ€œbaconโ€ and itโ€™s never going to live up to that level of expectation.

01.11.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're reading this, you're "three-hops" from this dude:
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

01.11.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which brings us back to "don't let developers..."

*no shade, left to my own devices I prioritize "the fun thing" too

01.11.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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