Have you tried yes
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They need a rub?
20.02.2026 19:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Will do. Next week
20.02.2026 19:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Want me to kidnap you?
20.02.2026 18:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
But who would want to?
20.02.2026 15:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I assume so
20.02.2026 14:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This is a Leo-drink?
20.02.2026 14:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Edgar Allen Poedestrian would have been fine
20.02.2026 14:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Sounds like dog's problem
20.02.2026 14:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Not sure what else you were expecting from Derbyshire?
20.02.2026 14:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Assumed that was a reference to Starmer until I read the detail.
20.02.2026 14:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Tbh I think you should have a chauffeur
20.02.2026 14:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Love this for you
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Do you have scurvy
20.02.2026 12:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I wish
20.02.2026 10:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
No it's definitely true. You can drink nothing but saliva from now on
20.02.2026 10:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Estrella
20.02.2026 10:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Guess I'm retired then
20.02.2026 09:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
20.02.2026 09:44 β π 16 π 6 π¬ 0 π 1
Weather app, telling the next day it's not going to be pissing it down. That day is far in the future
This is new (derogatory)
20.02.2026 09:29 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Gossip column for goths, Gothip Column. Why do I have to think of everything?
19.02.2026 09:34 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
HOOOOOOOCCCCHHHHHH
20.02.2026 09:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I imagine it was extremely disturbing
18.02.2026 18:14 β π 7718 π 826 π¬ 272 π 109
I'd simply @ Lucy if that was the case
19.02.2026 23:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Smart. Make him think you're not an investment banker
19.02.2026 23:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
π
19.02.2026 23:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Open doors melt steel beams
19.02.2026 23:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
But by who
19.02.2026 23:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Ninja is 2
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Chef is not a currency
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Reviewing the UK's Sticky Toffee Puddings
Cats! feed enjoyer. Distributor of likes.
(he/him)
PFP: a little baby octopus
Banner: "I'm doing my part!"
Geordie. Pyjamas. Some kids. You know the script.
Professional geek, amateur guitarist, tired and grumpy old bloke.Formerly @Chrisgn at The Other Place, which I left long ago. He/Him. I try to be an ally. Transphobes get a free block.
Here for the laughs. Happy Easter.
Talks too much, drinks too much, posts too much.
Copywriter by day, crafter/bookworm/gamer/social butterfly by night π§ΆππΎππΌ
Science and science fiction nerd π§¬π½
West Mids. That means I say βmomβ.
If you love it, itβs never a waste
She/her/thon coo over there. Allergen advice: may contain swears and wine, produced on premises using feminist ingredients. Header pic by fellow Norn Iron hallion Emma Campbell β₯
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Lefty red panda fan who talks in Simpsons quotes & loves music & Nintendo. She/Her.
Same name, not *that* one though. 49, Movie lover, lives in the East. Rarely manages a serious post on any social media platform.
'Drinking Chololate Enthusiast' - Not my words, but the words of Hotel Chocolat
cat enjoyer (she/her)
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A kind and interesting gentleman (not my words)
Still known as Ian-Neil.
Founding member of #bobblehatclub and Lord Neil of Bobblecestershire
βStable but dangerousβ
Nigella says Iβm lovely.
Definitely not a Hot Dad. Hopefully an Adequate dad.
I was heading north on a plane that was heading south
Home studio VO & voice actor with bases in London, Netherlands and rest of UK. Remain/Rejoin, BLM, He/Him, fully vaxxed, Trans Rights are Human Rights. WickedOfTheEarth audiobook on Audible now! Potato-based social media sensation.
Bird Botherer
"A fucking Wurzel"
Footstool connoisseur
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She/Her/Mistress of the Universe.
Trans. Deal with it. π³οΈββ§οΈπ€π³οΈβπ
I make music, art and jokes.
I'm not sorry.
Heptavictrix.
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