Danny

They can find me guilty but first they have to find me.

Sunset over the bay with a barge tethered to a dock. There's a dock piling support post on the foreground.

Atlantic City, NJ

If I had a time machine me and Duke Ellington would ride our bikes to the Cape Cod Canal and we’d fish for stripers at sunset.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.

Ooo I know sports babe,I’m just quiet

because I don’t want you to feel bad and doubt your whole existence as a “man”

Sshh baby eat the meatball sub it’s okay

Fine!!! I won’t wear my PJ’s on the plane anymore. But don’t you think for one second that I’m gonna stop crop dusting first class on my way back!

The test subjects in the beta project today were labelled "testees" and my inner 13 year old absolutely frolicked

Studio Sale!

I’m packing up my studio and moving across the country, which means all art is on sale 🥳🥳🥳 It’s the perfect time to get a holiday gift for yourself or someone else (and help me clear out my pile of work!)

whatmaddness.com/shop

Hello friends, I had an emergency diskectomy due to a herniated disc that caused both legs to fail and go numb. I’m recovering and pain is gone, but both legs are numb below knee and I cannot flex my ankles or stand. Anyone went through this? If so, please let me know what your outcome was. Thanks

I can't find my ceremonial porcupine.

I have seen people captioning this photo and now U2?

🎶 SEE THE STONE SET IN YOUR EYES, SEE THE THORN TWIST IN YOUR SIDE 🎶

This plaque is posted at West Point. Alcoholic TV talk show chatterbox Pete Hegseth wants to court-martial Arizona Senator Mark Kelly for repeating what is written on it.

Adding an unanticipated meeting at the last minute to my Monday calendar is an unwelcome aggression.

woulda been moms birthday today. hug your mom if you can 🤍

Your honor, I'd like to direct your attention to exhibit A... you gonna finish that?

Ladies, when a man sends flowers to you at work, he's just marking his territory.

Think of it as lifting his leg on your desk.

When two thumbs meet.

Monday is not ideal.

NASA just got a rare look inside Uranus oh ffs c’mon 🤨

OH. COME. ON.

My favorite thing to do when it's cold outside . . . is not to go outside.

shifting out of first gear is downright easy

Your honor, I plead dare.

My straw reaches acroooooooooss the room…and starts to drink your milkshake. I. Drink. Your. Milkshake, Charlie Brown! I DRINK IT UP!

Ending RoevWade was just the beginning of their war on women. They truly want to put women back in their place, barefoot in the kitchen, making them dinner & babies. No more women running for president, much less any office.
Patriarchy, at its finest.
FUCK THEM ALL!
Women will not go back!!

Me: For the holidays I bought you this vast expanse of concrete to park all your cars!

Mariah Carey: I don’t want a lot for Christmas

Too many X accounts are bots. Delighted to be on Bluesky where you're all just figments of my imagination

she could and I know that

cc: @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social 🧈

I opened the fridge door once again looking for enlightenment.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.