𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪

The lord shall preserve thy going out and thy coming in from this time forth, and even for evermore.

~ Psalm 121:8

Only 308 days!!

I'm a bad drinker.

When I drink, I don't know what I'm doing.

The next day, I usually wake up in some strange place with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.

~ Rodney Dangerfield

The lord shall preserve thy going out and thy coming in from this time forth, and even for evermore.

~ Psalm 121:8

Did science promise happiness?

I do not believe it.

It promised truth, and the question is to know if we will ever make happiness with truth.

~ Emile Zola

I have no use for the kind of god who goes walking in his garden with a stick, sends his friends to live in the bellies of whales, gives up the ghost with a groan, and then comes back to life three days later.

~ Gustave Flaubert

I thought we were dead.

~ George Burns on meeting Lilian Gish when both were approximately 95

'I believe in God'

Belief in God may inform your worldview, but it does not in any way logically entail moral authority or moral superiority.

A person’s moral character is demonstrated by their conduct, not by metaphysical commitments.

Believers beware: Atheists are no less moral than theists!

Dogs are honorable, unlike Beavis and Butt-Head here.

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Men do not learn much from the lessons of history, and that is the most important of all the lessons of history.

~ Aldous Huxley

𝕀𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕟𝕠 𝕕𝕠𝕘𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕟, 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕀 𝕕𝕚𝕖, 𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕠 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕨𝕖𝕟𝕥.

~Will Rogers

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it.

~ Upton Sinclair

I bought my wife a rape whistle.
She says it doesn't work ... no one shows up.

~ Rodney Dangerfield

𝓝𝓸 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓱𝓪𝓼 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓹𝓾𝓽 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓾𝓹 𝓪 𝔀𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷'𝓼 𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓻𝔂 𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓭.

~ Joan Rivers