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Peter Macaluso

@macarony.bsky.social

NJโœˆ๏ธLA. Cool dog uncle. Iโ€™ve written some stuff you've never read & my totally real GF lives in Canada. RTs are endorsements of people funnier than I am๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น

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Latest posts by macarony.bsky.social on Bluesky

Is this commercial the tv version of the radio ad you mentioned the other day? Because if it is.. I also know that actor for a very strange reason.

12.06.2025 07:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel very validated in my decision to just keep calling it HBO Max a few years ago.

14.05.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"ohhh. interesting." - me not knowing wtf you're talking about

13.05.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 192    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

As someone who is from Jersey (and a Rutgers grad!)... "Vincent Shenocca, a stucco contractor, has accused his wife of committing adultery with Belichick, a divorced father of three." is the most New Jersey shit I've ever read.

01.05.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never understood why that wasnโ€™t talked about as an obvious solution (especially considering itโ€™s happened before?)

if it was gonna happen again this race felt like it deserved it.

07.02.2025 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t take that they left the Seahawks logo on his shirt. Just remove it and desaturate and it at least LOOKS like heโ€™s wearing Raiders colors. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

26.01.2025 07:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just texted my friends the same thingโ€ฆ canโ€™t imagine they let him go now.

14.01.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tuna watching the Bears game.

Tuna watching the Bears game.

My actor friends love having me pet sit for them and then I show their animals football for the first time.

27.12.2024 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s part of a way to send in decoy signals. The team knows what color to look to for the real signals.

27.12.2024 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Baker Mayfield plays football like he has the zoomies

23.12.2024 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 85    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Thanks to Looney Tunes I can hear this photo

22.12.2024 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 377    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My biggest fear as a Rutgers fan is Belichick is gonna steal all their guys through the portal and win a natty at UNC.

13.12.2024 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does Bluesky do the earthquake thing too? Or just the other place?

22.11.2024 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Illustrated image divided into four panels, each showing a head of a bat with a text label. Top left: little guy, a regular looking back with a dark face and light colored fur, top right: little guy deluxe, a bat with a mask and large ears alongside a bat with a leaf shaped nose, bottom left: what is even going on here, a visored bat with a large forehead next to a bat with a large, wrinkly nose, bottom right: o hi doggie, a fruit bat with its tongue sticking out.

Illustrated image divided into four panels, each showing a head of a bat with a text label. Top left: little guy, a regular looking back with a dark face and light colored fur, top right: little guy deluxe, a bat with a mask and large ears alongside a bat with a leaf shaped nose, bottom left: what is even going on here, a visored bat with a large forehead next to a bat with a large, wrinkly nose, bottom right: o hi doggie, a fruit bat with its tongue sticking out.

Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.

21.11.2024 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38747    ๐Ÿ” 6972    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 363    ๐Ÿ“Œ 246
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Since there are so many new folks over here these days, itโ€™s time to once again roll out my How to Write a Horror Movie crash course!

20.11.2024 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1043    ๐Ÿ” 215    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

Man, I love how much @realgdt.bsky.social loves practical sets/FXs.

This looks dope.

21.11.2024 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy belated! And congrats on the progress, dude. Keep chopping.

21.11.2024 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As an Alpha Male I spend my time doing masculine things like bitterly typing at strangers on the computer

20.11.2024 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8661    ๐Ÿ” 823    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 148    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
Monsters & The Mortician | A Horror Audio Drama
YouTube video by Mykie Monsters & The Mortician | A Horror Audio Drama

Since this place is mostly filled with writers.. I'm gonna share this thing I wrote in case anyone's interested in checking it out. Thanks to all the actors and crew that made it come to life.

youtu.be/lsG-1ZQN2dE?...

12.11.2024 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I would actually like less algorithms knowing what I like, Bluesky.

12.11.2024 08:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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