Jae Ebey

Vintage book cover featuring a photo of the US Capitol building. Text reads Incredible Locations TO ENJOY A HEART ATTACK a Paperback Paradise Guide 1978-79 by Hergman Fundion

I remember when i was pretty new to smoking weed i took a hefty bong rip and we went to watch the Behind the Scenes Production for Bambi with friends. And 5 minutes in I was so mad i had to leave the room because everything sounded like this video

some mandela æffect shit. a recalled vision of garfield the cat wearing a trenchcoat & holding a pistol? saying simply the word "Society..."

miss me yet

"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor

Worldfire: your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks

Joven: ((attempts to dress up for hte first time in my life to attend Grandmas funeral but ends up looking like a school shooter from the matrix)

Miasmic Mummy: you say you smoke two packs a day? two packs of what, pal? shit?

Spider-Verse: "multi verse" fuck your self. you`re only allowed to have one universe per costumed dipshit. absolutely none of this is my problem

Dark Prophecy: #GroundhogDay is the one day a year where the nation can put asaide the partisan politics and sacrifice a large rodent to God BURN THE RAT 42.6% Let Him Live In Disgrace 57.4%

Ornery Goblin: pissed off because people are watching their precious football instead of asking me why im pissed off

Strixhaven Stadium: the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most

Yeah i really wanna watch a 3 and a half hour take down of Humpty Dumpty. Duhhhhh (Jack off motion) Ok. Wheres the part where I give a fuck

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

So our government is basically like "no don't mess with that— that's a load-bearing child sex trafficking ring"

A screenshot of repo web page that reads: Title: Remove Windows Ai Why? The current 25H2 build of Windows 11 and future builds will include increasingly more AI features and components. This script aims to remove ALL of these features to improve user experience, privacy and security.

"RemoveWindowsAI" is a script created by zoicware, available on GitHub, that does exactly what it says: it remove every AI feature in Windows 11. Do what you wish to do with this information. I'm sharing this because some folks are forced to use Win11 at work or other places for any reasons.

Photo of back cover of the disaster book SOCIALISM Imagine you're walking down a street except the entire street is exploding. THAT'S SOCIALISM Imagine you're buying a sandwich but instead of a sandwich it's a gun and it's pointing at you and it shoots. THAT'S SOCIALISM Socialism is the Grim Reaper walking his two rabid rottweilers who are hungry for human skeletons. Socialism is Dracula and Frankenstein fucking and then having a monster baby that is an elite sniper of single fathers. Socialism is the boogeyman juggling machetes on the street corner for dollars, and if no one comes up to him and says 'socialism rocks' he chops a dude's dick off. THAT IS SOCIALISM Roll up all your nightmares into a fat dream blunt with a rotation of one - smoke that shit all the way down in one breath, then pass the fuck away. THAT = SOCIALISM You want that? You really want that? Okay then, you sick freak. Read all about what happens to one city when they "want socialism" and it destroys the entire goddamn world. "Scarier than ten scary movies playing at once." Fear Times a powerful Paperback Paradise book Cover printed in a haunted house

Photo of a vintage book cover featuring an illustration of a city in total apocalypse. A skyscraper is imploding and emits a black mushroom cloud. pPeople in all black raise their hands in victory while others run from disaster. Copy and title read THE NIGHTMARE COMES ALIVE SOCIALISM BRUNTO D. GLADIO Review blurb reads: Socialism scared the piss out of me but it was blood instead of piss. NY Truthpaper

"67" "41" brother you are washed. we say "28" now

did anyone actually like LeafyIsHere unironically or was it only limited to incredibly whiny 14-year olds who later became school shooters?

in your 20s, you'll come across someone who's wrong online. it's very important than you spend the next 40 years of your life learning and arguing about this topic online long after they've moved on, built a career, and raised a family.

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

if you are transgender you have to live. i am pre-op/everything and it is horrible beyond measure but you owe it to yourself to keep on going. you will find more of yourself if you just keep on going

A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow. A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk. It crashes into a rental scooter. It backs up. It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles. The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again. A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

All the Epstein emails are like

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .

genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other

eat a book to gain its vocabulary

Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

every day one of the 4 websites that exists sneaks in some annoying bullshit into your settings that you have to turn off if you don't want everything to suddenly become a little bit worse