Jason O. Gilbert

The Austin Powers toilet scene is genius.

Men will literally release the MLK files instead of releasing the Epstein files

before you die you see the Rahm

screnshot of CNN interview with Rahm Emmanuel. You can scan a QR code "for Full interview with Rahm Emanuel"

They're calling it the least scanned QR code of all time

I am going to get a full professorship at this center. I'm going to show Veggie Tales videos to a bunch of 19-year-olds who brought briefcases to class and ostentatiously cry for much of the running time. My salary will be paid by a grant from the Vlad Dracul Youth Education Initiative.

The Eternal Forest: A Memoir of the Cuban Diaspora A Memoir of the Cuban Diaspora

Looking for an anti-Prime Day book? Consider my good friend @eleshepp.bsky.social's forthcoming debut! She's a great writer and she got a really cool cover!

Yes, I’m still posting on Hitler’s website. I have way more followers over there.

Zohran mamdani you have 48 hours to release how fast you ran the mile in 7th grade or the New York Times will publish without comment

NYT reporter meeting in a parking garage with an anonymous source dressed head to toe in Nazi regalia

he got Tommy John surgery (face made to look like current-day Tommy John)

Headline: Top stories Jurickson Profar set to return in Braves' rematch vs. Angels The photo is of an old man taking a mug shot

Damn, he looks awful

did a rotisserie chicken write this

He should start calling himself Mr. Steal Your Table

He just watched Collateral

i think nba rookies should have to play their whole first season in a hat and suit. pay your dues and show some respect for the game

Betar tweeting "We urge all Jews to evacuate NYC," retweeting a Republican Jewish Coalition tweet reading "Evacuate NYC immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter." https://x.com/Betar_USA/status/1937687892933116384

And the Being Normal olympics begin.

You love to see this happen to a guy who is absolutely parked in a bike lane right now

Clean Comedian Dan Nainan

Me reading this:

Hahahaha

NYT live blog: “55 minutes ago Olivia Bensimon "I was not quite ready to make a final, final decision, so it was nice to be able to put some of my options down because I think there were some good people." Alison Delegete, 31, an athletic trainer living in Astoria, Queens, who said she liked being able to rank candidates. She ranked (in her words) "Daddy Cuomo," Zohran Mamdani, Adrienne Adams, Scott Stringer and Brad Lander.”

New York truly has all kinds of people

My 10 favorite movies of the century: Holy Motors, Portrait of a Lady on Fire, Mad Max Fury Road, Children of Men, Syndromes and a Century, Parasite, no country for old men, mulholland drive, there will be blood, moonlight

You should be able to submit as many movies as you want. But here are my 10

Antiracist Baby truly the most poorly written book we own. But my kid LOVES Baby Feminists

Screen shot of CNN site with a Saturday breaking news alert explaining that Trump launched a strike against Iran atop a CNN story from the same day headlined “Always a peacemaker”: How Trump decided to hold off on striking Iran

really sums up the media’s coverage of the Trump presidency

every hour until Election Day Andrew Cuomo will be endorsed by a worse and worse person. Like at 8pm tomorrow he's gonna get get endorsed by a Crypto influencer named "Da Anti-Woke Pedophile"

If Zohran wins I swear to God I will close my entire chain of Men's only-Crossfit gyms that only accept Bitcoin

(as mad as I've ever been in my life) Grok. Why do you lie about catturd2.

Perhaps I don't fully understand the word but this doesn't sound very Based