Jason O. Gilbert

People will say anything on CNN. "Rahm Emanuel is a 2028 contender." No he isn't. That isn't true

Rahm Emmanuel being interviewed on CNN with a chyron listing him as a "possible 2028 Contender"

"Possible 2028 Contender"...for what?

"I feel bad for you" meme with a boom operator saying "We're having sweetgreen for lunch"

Mad Men 4K

COSTANZA (agitated): She had a VERY strong floor
JERRY: And no ceiling?
COSTANZA (making a rapid hand motion): No ceiling!

All the Epstein emails are like

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

Heartened by the return of one of the classic Trump bits, which is when he sways faintly and says "I'd like to see low IQ [person of color he saw on TV] try to pass the test that's regularly administered to me by medical professionals, the famous unbeatable Test To Determine Extent Of Brain Trauma,"

Win or lose, it's great to watch an important MLB playoff game where you can't see Marlins Man

He said he would LIKE to. I’m sure that’s true

Ezra Klein: There's a Rick & Morty quote I really like.

Ezra Klein: It goes like this, "Why would a pop-tart want to live inside a toaster? That would be like the scariest place for them to live."

Ta-Nehisi Coates not saying anything

Ezra Klein: Because in the episode they go to a neighborhood where everyone is a pop-tart and they live in toaster-houses.

Seems so.

web.archive.org/web/20150605...

Stunned by the news that Kaleb Horton is gone. His review of the Entourage movie is one of the great pieces of Internet writing. And I always loved his loving, haunting photos of small California towns. RIP.

Eric Adams surrounded by Orthodox Jews. Adams is wearing an insane velvet purple robe covered in Jewish stars.

Googling “what do Jews wear” and buying the first result

Congratulations on a great run!

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

Alan Dershowitz building a perfect replica of the Pierogi stand in an airplane hangar and rehearsing, in minute detail, the lines he will speak to obtain one

A very mistaken list of the last 12 presidents of the United States and their years in office produced by the Ph.D level scholar known as ChatGPT-5. Includes John F. Katwady, president 1991-1968; George W. bush, president 220Z-1999), and Bill Christen, president 1999-2001

I've seen this on Bluesky and had to try it myself. The image below was the response to the prompt: "Show me a diagram of the US presidents since Herbert Hoover, with their names and years in office under their photos" Bravo, OpenAI, bravo.

The Austin Powers toilet scene is genius.

Men will literally release the MLK files instead of releasing the Epstein files

before you die you see the Rahm

screnshot of CNN interview with Rahm Emmanuel. You can scan a QR code "for Full interview with Rahm Emanuel"

They're calling it the least scanned QR code of all time

I am going to get a full professorship at this center. I'm going to show Veggie Tales videos to a bunch of 19-year-olds who brought briefcases to class and ostentatiously cry for much of the running time. My salary will be paid by a grant from the Vlad Dracul Youth Education Initiative.

The Eternal Forest: A Memoir of the Cuban Diaspora A Memoir of the Cuban Diaspora

Looking for an anti-Prime Day book? Consider my good friend @eleshepp.bsky.social's forthcoming debut! She's a great writer and she got a really cool cover!

Yes, I’m still posting on Hitler’s website. I have way more followers over there.

Zohran mamdani you have 48 hours to release how fast you ran the mile in 7th grade or the New York Times will publish without comment