(wizard open mic) don’t ya hate it when your homunculus becomes ensouled? (audience murmuring derisively) sooo much paperwork (cough. couple hisses. squinting past the stage lights) ah i see we have a few clay friends in the audience tonight, that’s awesome
25.02.2026 17:30 — 👍 570 🔁 98 💬 4 📌 1Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man
22.02.2026 22:05 — 👍 4520 🔁 577 💬 57 📌 19I'll put a twist on this: I love the opening dance scene in CLIMAX, and have watched it multiple times, but I wouldn't watch any other part of that movie again.
22.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In Unfollowing Daniel Radosh, NYT Accounts Lament Lost Decorum
16.02.2026 20:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
we're hiring an associate editor to help build out our grooming coverage at GQ! if you're interested in all things men's hair + body + face (and you got that gaga reference) email me your resume condenast.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/CondeC...
13.02.2026 20:15 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0(lips pressed incomprehensibly close to the microphone) Bunghazi
10.02.2026 17:57 — 👍 75 🔁 7 💬 7 📌 0For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
09.02.2026 00:52 — 👍 2719 🔁 514 💬 35 📌 19
Whatever you think of the Washington Post at this moment, here's a chance to support the dedicated, hard-working journalists who were just laid off. If you have the means, your donation is most welcome. If you don't, a kind thought and maybe spreading the word to others is support enough 💙
04.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 618 🔁 453 💬 14 📌 11He looks like Peter Griffin in "Death of a Salesman"
04.02.2026 15:38 — 👍 1126 🔁 119 💬 41 📌 5
a poster for Hey Arnold, but it says "Maye-Darnold," the two quarterbacks in the upcoming Super Bowl
whenever i see the quarterback matchup for the super bowl this is all i can think of. sorry.
28.01.2026 14:51 — 👍 79 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0“I am working hard on my posts”
25.01.2026 23:53 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti “We are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
They wrote an article about your posts
20.01.2026 01:15 — 👍 88 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0
Washington Post email. Subject: 25 ways travel has changed Plus: Trump threatens to invoke insurrection Act
Screencap from Simpsons. Kent Brock man reporting the news: “Oh, and the president was arrested for murder. More on that tomorrow night.”
15.01.2026 18:35 — 👍 101 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead
03.01.2026 00:02 — 👍 1379 🔁 162 💬 14 📌 2Yes. It was actually at a family-friendly event at the bar so they had hula hoops/face painting/etc. and this guy was wearing Trump sneakers.
07.01.2026 01:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I mean I could because it was Long Island, but still.
07.01.2026 01:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Man wearing Trump gold sneakers
Saw a guy wearing them at a bar on Long Island a few months ago. I couldn’t believe it
07.01.2026 01:41 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
03.01.2026 22:57 — 👍 23837 🔁 6727 💬 186 📌 154
Hey hey
Ho Ho
“Hey hey ho ho”
Has got to go
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
Oh man how could I forget this one
30.12.2025 19:01 — 👍 1126 🔁 125 💬 5 📌 2
truly one of the geniuses of posting
30.12.2025 14:25 — 👍 3196 🔁 407 💬 3 📌 4One of the best to ever do it
30.12.2025 14:09 — 👍 13867 🔁 3441 💬 84 📌 80
Headline in The Atlantic: “GET YOUR KID A WATCH”
Read this headline too fast and thought Radiohead had released a watch
27.12.2025 19:13 — 👍 139 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 0“Halloween Is Grinch Night” was one of my favorites as a kid. Looking back it is clearly the product of a long and wonderful LSD trip. Must watch!
26.12.2025 15:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My primary memory of Dan Bongino’s tenure as Assistant FBI director will always be how I would occasionally stop what I was doing and suddenly remember that Dan Bongino was the Assistant FBI Director
18.12.2025 01:09 — 👍 97 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0People will say anything on CNN. "Rahm Emanuel is a 2028 contender." No he isn't. That isn't true
09.12.2025 21:44 — 👍 190 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 1