Jason O. Gilbert

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

Rest now, Kristi. We have the watch. I'll see you at CPAC Tallahassee

Email from Chick Fil a. The subject is "One final cup. One classic meal."

Why does this email from Chick Fil A make it sound like I'm about to die

(wizard open mic) don’t ya hate it when your homunculus becomes ensouled? (audience murmuring derisively) sooo much paperwork (cough. couple hisses. squinting past the stage lights) ah i see we have a few clay friends in the audience tonight, that’s awesome

Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man

I'll put a twist on this: I love the opening dance scene in CLIMAX, and have watched it multiple times, but I wouldn't watch any other part of that movie again.

In Unfollowing Daniel Radosh, NYT Accounts Lament Lost Decorum

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(lips pressed incomprehensibly close to the microphone) Bunghazi

For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show

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He looks like Peter Griffin in "Death of a Salesman"

a poster for Hey Arnold, but it says "Maye-Darnold," the two quarterbacks in the upcoming Super Bowl

whenever i see the quarterback matchup for the super bowl this is all i can think of. sorry.

“I am working hard on my posts”

Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti “We are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.

"Please get the truth out about our son."

They wrote an article about your posts

Washington Post email. Subject: 25 ways travel has changed Plus: Trump threatens to invoke insurrection Act

Screencap from Simpsons. Kent Brock man reporting the news: “Oh, and the president was arrested for murder. More on that tomorrow night.”

every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead

Yes. It was actually at a family-friendly event at the bar so they had hula hoops/face painting/etc. and this guy was wearing Trump sneakers.

I mean I could because it was Long Island, but still.

Man wearing Trump gold sneakers

Saw a guy wearing them at a bar on Long Island a few months ago. I couldn’t believe it

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Hey hey
Ho Ho
“Hey hey ho ho”
Has got to go

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

Oh man how could I forget this one

truly one of the geniuses of posting

One of the best to ever do it

Headline in The Atlantic: “GET YOUR KID A WATCH”

Read this headline too fast and thought Radiohead had released a watch