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Weeeeeee! 🤗🤗🤗❤️

01.03.2026 19:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fuck. I would so ask you to be my science project partner. You could come over to do experiments & my Ma would make us lasagna w tiny lil meatballs made outta sausage meat

01.03.2026 13:38 — 👍 31 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry I was gone so long, but I stepped on a raw lasagna noodle fragment that fell out of my nighty and I died.

01.03.2026 14:12 — 👍 121 🔁 25 💬 7 📌 0

😍😍😍❤️

01.03.2026 15:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a cartoon of a little girl riding on the back of a rainbow sheep . Alt: Rainbow Brite and friend riding over the rainbow

You're the absolute best and I'll love you for always 🌈❤️

01.03.2026 15:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So in my own headlock lately saying the mantra to stop questioning yourself stop questioning yourself that I just hand over my lunch money to my other hand

01.03.2026 05:52 — 👍 63 🔁 34 💬 2 📌 0

feed me cheese touch my butt and tell me i’m your favorite celestial seasoning

01.03.2026 03:59 — 👍 126 🔁 43 💬 7 📌 0

YouTube video by Half a Person Masters of War (Bob Dylan acoustic cover)

from the archives because relevant, sadly:

youtu.be/xWsvdyoISgQ?...

01.03.2026 00:22 — 👍 25 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1

For a number of years as a kid my mom thought I loved Taz and bought me Taz shirts. I thought Taz was okay, but did not love him. But I loved my mom, so I wore the shirts.

28.02.2026 23:39 — 👍 23 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

Replacing my ventricles with mandolins, maybe now they'll finally let me join The Decemberists

28.02.2026 22:53 — 👍 21 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry I wrote YOLO! on your death certificate.

28.02.2026 22:05 — 👍 217 🔁 77 💬 7 📌 1

Give us this day our daily cheese

28.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 54 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 0

Drinking chocolate milk about it

28.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

proposal: everything stop sucking for one day

28.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 312 🔁 90 💬 14 📌 1

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHĦĦĦHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

28.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 35 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Worcester flavored ice cream

28.02.2026 20:48 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Remember that Friday night when you heard Paul McCartney singing Let It Be and you hadn’t heard it in like 100 years and you were like wtf Paul a little heads up next time

27.02.2026 23:02 — 👍 57 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 0

the horrors can cease to amaze now pls

28.02.2026 06:43 — 👍 156 🔁 58 💬 2 📌 0

Take to the backroads and let them know you mean meandering

28.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 78 🔁 50 💬 1 📌 0

Precaffeinated words slapping like a semi-limp noodle

28.02.2026 13:34 — 👍 35 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 0

There should be a word for the pain of knowing you saw a band long before you loved them

28.02.2026 13:48 — 👍 219 🔁 39 💬 16 📌 3

A lady may not always come out & say when she’s triggered, & that’s when she’ll get elusive, quiet, continuously blasting Cat People by Bowie till you’re so uncomfortable that you understand

28.02.2026 14:11 — 👍 46 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 0

Nothing fights for beauty in the ghostly cold quite like the Hellebore

28.02.2026 14:28 — 👍 24 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0

backpack fannypack gonorrhea Hackensack

28.02.2026 14:56 — 👍 21 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 3

i do not have the capacity to process any more horror if you need me i will be lying on the kitchen floor covering my naked body in cold cuts

28.02.2026 15:28 — 👍 180 🔁 39 💬 11 📌 4

reserve some pasta water
that’s the love part

28.02.2026 03:10 — 👍 19 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

People just don’t shamalamadingdong like they used to

27.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 32 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 1

Look, I’m an asshole but at least I feel shitty about it sometimes

27.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 93 🔁 31 💬 1 📌 0

Why be normal when you can be anxiety instead.

27.02.2026 17:24 — 👍 38 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1

End of the Line by the Traveling Wilburys is my favorite song about being reassured it's alright

27.02.2026 18:25 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

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