the Morally Corrupt Martini Mami

i *HATE* flower deliveries that come in a box omg.

that’s such a cute name!!

why is every dachshund named Winston?

silver hardware always ruins a handbag.

Mariah Carey in an interview saying “I think I’ve done enough.”

me five minutes into the workday

do you ever just start feeling like you need to break up with your man for no reason… and then look at the calendar and realize you’re getting your period in two days?

my disdain for nic won’t allow me to fall for it 😭

i feel like you have to be an idiot to still believe the nicolandria propaganda. it’s been nearly a month. and they didn’t even win. get over it.

Serve your country! Defend your culture!

Just in case it’s not already clear that ICE is a white supremacist thug army, Homeland Security is recruiting with a “defend your culture” slogan.

picture of a cat with text that says “I can’t do this anymore I mean I can and I will obviously but I can’t fucking do this anymore”

another day of logging on to make my boss richer while I want to kms

If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages

cc: @chrisiscolossal.bsky.social 😔 i’m weak!

napa is so crazy because why did i buy $200 bottles of wine when I’m more of a $20/bottle kind of gal?

15 years ago today, ‘The Real Housewives of D.C.’ premiered on Bravo.

Inglorious bastards 3 dot jpeg

when someone I thought was normal says "seed oil"

“AdMo” what do you do with all the time you save by abbreviating ADAMS MORGAN?! shut the fuck up. don’t talk to me.

If there’s a part of DC you refer to as NoMa you’re a colonizing gentrifier. They literally made up this name for that neighborhood after they kicked the Black people out & put up condos.

a new job that i don’t dread.

Exclusive: Google is indexing ChatGPT conversations, potentially exposing sensitive user data Thousands of shared ChatGPT chats are now appearing in Google search results.

Well this is bad. Google is indexing ChatGPT conversations exposing sensitive user data

I tried a few quick searches. I found someone's chat where I can see their api key

I found some building their resume. Their name, email and phone numbers are exposed.

www.fastcompany.com/91376687/goo...

When I say that Virginians better make a sane choice for Governor, I mean it. Ugh.

wait, Dana’s name is Pam? lmao

I think this is exactly right.

Men are demanding sexual subservience in exchange for everyone else’s fundamental human rights.

That’s not a trade any of us should have to make. Rights shouldn’t be contingent on anything. Plus, it’s an ideology grounded in sexual violence.

who is saving my posts on IG and why? 😭

We got told over and over that trying to get a guy like this fired from his job as a construction manager for being a Nazi was evil cancel culture, and now we have a public sphere with no sense of decency.

since everyone’s asleep, i can post this.

wow i hate being on pacific time. none of my men are awake to give me attention. 🥲

it’s okay i spent an ungodly amount of money on wine this week. and i entered the draw for the new bad bunny shoes. and i went shopping 😮‍💨

hate being on west coast time omg.

at this mexican restaurant they didn’t know i speak spanish and i overheard them call me a guerita 😢

post from me: political cartoon idea: two people in a concentration camp planning an escape. one says to the other, “but if we kill the guards, don’t we become just as bad as them?” reply: You can escape without killing guards.

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