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Josh Holmes

@joshholmes.bsky.social

Almost respectable passionate soul who gets his kicks solving problems with deep fried awesomeness. Loud about mental health. Currently employed by Microsoft.

161 Followers  |  32 Following  |  17 Posts  |  Joined: 27.04.2023  |  1.6313

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Scottish Insults! Scottish Insults was inspired by Sue Perkins and a bunch of other folks. Generates authenticish Scottish Insults! Let it fly!

Don't be a scunnering pup

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18.06.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scottish Insults! Scottish Insults was inspired by Sue Perkins and a bunch of other folks. Generates authenticish Scottish Insults! Let it fly!

Such a muddy plum

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18.06.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scottish Insults! Scottish Insults was inspired by Sue Perkins and a bunch of other folks. Generates authenticish Scottish Insults! Let it fly!

Such a nuclear knob

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18.06.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scottish Insults! Scottish Insults was inspired by Sue Perkins and a bunch of other folks. Generates authenticish Scottish Insults! Let it fly!

Yer face looks like a melted scunner clipe

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08.06.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scottish Insults! Scottish Insults was inspired by Sue Perkins and a bunch of other folks. Generates authenticish Scottish Insults! Let it fly!

Haud yer wheesht ya cocked tube

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08.06.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scottish Insults! Scottish Insults was inspired by Sue Perkins and a bunch of other folks. Generates authenticish Scottish Insults! Let it fly!

Yer ma calls ye a polyester scunnering

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08.06.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scottish Insults! Scottish Insults was inspired by Sue Perkins and a bunch of other folks. Generates authenticish Scottish Insults! Let it fly!

You're such a scunnered haggis

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07.06.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scottish Insults! Scottish Insults was inspired by Sue Perkins and a bunch of other folks. Generates authenticish Scottish Insults! Let it fly!

Yer talkin mince ya steamin clipe

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07.06.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scottish Insults! Scottish Insults was inspired by Sue Perkins and a bunch of other folks. Generates authenticish Scottish Insults! Let it fly!

Yer about as useful as a muddy pup

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07.06.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scottish Insults! Scottish Insults was inspired by Sue Perkins and a bunch of other folks. Generates authenticish Scottish Insults! Let it fly!

Yer aboot as sharp as a smashed scabby

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07.06.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scottish Insults! Scottish Insults was inspired by Sue Perkins and a bunch of other folks. Generates authenticish Scottish Insults! Let it fly!

Awa' an bile yer heid ya smashed arsehole

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07.06.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scottish Insults! Scottish Insults was inspired by Sue Perkins and a bunch of other folks. Generates authenticish Scottish Insults! Let it fly!

Whit ye lookin at ya steamin galoot

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07.06.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scottish Insults! Scottish Insults was inspired by Sue Perkins and a bunch of other folks. Generates authenticish Scottish Insults! Let it fly!

Yer talkin mince ya bloody baw

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07.06.2025 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scottish Insults! Scottish Insults was inspired by Sue Perkins and a bunch of other folks. Generates authenticish Scottish Insults! Let it fly!

Yer aff yer heid ya cocked mince

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07.06.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scottish Insults! Scottish Insults was inspired by Sue Perkins and a bunch of other folks. Generates authenticish Scottish Insults! Let it fly!

Yer the type ay incompressible twally-washer

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07.06.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First tee shot on Blue Sky! ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ As an 8-handicap golfer who loves driving and scrambling, let's talk about birdies, bogeys, and everything AI. #Golf #AI

14.11.2024 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only by a little bit. ;)

27.04.2023 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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