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@adenglaven.bsky.social

Resident of Inner North Brisbane. Fan of stats, politics, sports, electronic music.

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My gf is dealing with a real estate agent right now and I really hate how dishonest they are

31.05.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve enjoyed the β€œwhy did labor win” stories

06.05.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chance of giant asteroid hitting Earth in 2032 falls to 0.0017% Asteroid 2024 YR4 had reached a 3.1% likelihood of impact but further data has rendered it negligible

www.theguardian.com/science/2025... disappointing

25.02.2025 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How on earth is this even possible? Why are there 6 buses going one way and none coming city bound

18.02.2025 07:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I was also at wildlands yesterday and I’m surprised my body is still going

01.01.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some choice pics of magnetic island which I’ve just arrived at

01.01.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When I recently dated and found a GF I wasn’t even thinking about what money I would provide and I have a full time job plus house. At best it provides internal confidence.

31.12.2024 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🚨 ONLY 364 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS 🚨

26.12.2024 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 33738    πŸ” 2443    πŸ’¬ 1462    πŸ“Œ 196
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Christmas arvo relaxing

25.12.2024 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Merry Christmas!

25.12.2024 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What are they looking at

25.12.2024 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New Christmas tradition is celebrating festivus

24.12.2024 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Getting a very happy welcome home for Christmas

24.12.2024 08:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Great minds think alike

24.12.2024 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

RETVRN

22.12.2024 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This has ALWAYS been what is going to happen. The way that tariffs work makes them perfect vehicles for presidential corruption. If you're on team Trump you get a waiver. If you're not, well ... sucks to be you. That's why the inaugural committee is cleaning up with CEOs.

18.12.2024 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3612    πŸ” 1298    πŸ’¬ 144    πŸ“Œ 69

It’s also cynically designed to scare female voters away from voting green.

18.12.2024 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I suspect it’s either advance or liberal party. And it’s pretty relentless. They have a lot of money.

18.12.2024 08:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just got phone polled for electorate of Brisbane. Was keen to answer until they asked loaded questions about greens policies that sound like they are from the liberal party

18.12.2024 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The wet weather made it much worse too

17.12.2024 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love grabbing the super cheap freezer curries

16.12.2024 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This mee goreng was a nightmare to make from start to finish but glad it’s done

16.12.2024 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A two panel comic strip.

Panel 1: A light gray human shape (like a thicc stick figure) labelled "THE WEALTHY ELITE" reaches greedily, mouth open in excitement, towards a large floating yellow ball that is labelled "A SECOND GILDED AGE"

Panel 2: same as above, but behind the gray figure (who now has a sweat drop to indicate nervousness on its head) is a VERY large pink blob labelled "THE RETURN OF OUTLAW FOLL HEROES" with one arm wrapped around the gray figure, expression quietly threatening

A two panel comic strip. Panel 1: A light gray human shape (like a thicc stick figure) labelled "THE WEALTHY ELITE" reaches greedily, mouth open in excitement, towards a large floating yellow ball that is labelled "A SECOND GILDED AGE" Panel 2: same as above, but behind the gray figure (who now has a sweat drop to indicate nervousness on its head) is a VERY large pink blob labelled "THE RETURN OF OUTLAW FOLL HEROES" with one arm wrapped around the gray figure, expression quietly threatening

Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning

13.12.2024 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 43262    πŸ” 6940    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 215
A meme of TinTin speaking to Captain.

Captain, looking defeated, says "2020 has been a hell of a year"

TinTin replies "Captain, it's almost 2025”

A meme of TinTin speaking to Captain. Captain, looking defeated, says "2020 has been a hell of a year" TinTin replies "Captain, it's almost 2025”

13.12.2024 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 25135    πŸ” 4075    πŸ’¬ 191    πŸ“Œ 175

I have the urge to say lychee as lychΓ©e (lee-shay)

14.12.2024 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

too busy being awesome to give away money

14.12.2024 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 596    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

😳

07.12.2024 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0