Rebekka

Every time I’m really struggling and feel like just giving up, I remember that it’s exactly what these billionaire assholes want. They want me and my small business to stop existing. They want to be the only ones that people are spending money with. I can’t let them have that win. I’ll keep going.

Everything sucks and is trying to kill me but at least the forest is there for me 🫶 first foraging of the year

I did in fact have a mental breakdown today bc I cannot handle the bureaucracy here and how my micro business is being taxed and feed to death even though I’m barely turning a profit. I wasn’t meant for this. Just stick me in the forest and leave me there. 😞

Also somehow having dinner party type events would be cool. I have so many ideas. Imagine a historically accurate medieval dinner party? Or imagine a feast based on LOTR. The possibilities man. Of course an entirely seasonal foraged feast as well… ughhhh

Truly my dream job would be 33% making jewelry and my other art, 33% growing food and raising chickens, and 33% making videos outside. The last 1% is whatever I feel like in the moment. I just want to be creative on my own terms. I love teaching people, too.

Is it really fair that the punishment for the trivial crime of sleeping wrong is excruciating pain for the next few days? Some days it’s hard to appreciate this meat suit I’m confined to. 😒

One of the most offensive things that the rich people in my area do is have the WORST taste. What do you mean you’re spending millions of Euros on a house that looks like a concrete box, completely devoid of all creativity and life. I hate you

Idk why I never actively listened to Hozier sooner but I gave him a chance after I saw a video of him speaking out about his politics. His music is so my thing. I’m a fan now.

That makes sense 😭 I think for me the triggering event was moving across the world. The stress was too much lol

Seeing pictures of myself from 2021/2022 makes me feel like I’ve aged 10 years in that time. 😫 wtf happened

I have so many ideas for videos and recipes and writing and just stuff to share but right now all my energy is being used to escape financial ruin so unfortunately I’m only doing like 2% of the creative things I want to do 😫

If there is a giant icicle, I will be touching it

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Happy belated birthday!! 🩷

New Patreon post about my method for making cute cakes coming soon 🙂‍↕️

None of his “inventions” are his. All he does is buy ideas from smart people and slap his name on it. He’s not smart, not kind, not funny, not cool. Just a regular loser who was born into wealth.

I wish people would stop comparing Elongated Muskrat to pop culture villains. He’s not that cool. He’s some weird loser who would be sitting unshowered in his mom’s basement if his family didn’t happen to be incredibly wealthy.

These days it feels like I’m a hungry medieval merchant pushing my cart full of little trinkets around while the village is in flames and everyone is screaming at each other while the lords of the castle roast marshmallows in the flames.

I’ve been spending the last 2 days straight trying to get my first full length YT video posted that i meant to post in DECEMBER but I keep having problems and I just want to cry 😭 I suddenly feel too stupid for technology. These hands were meant to forage and craft, not edit 😞

Well I knew this would happen but I keep forgetting about this app🧍‍♀️

Un clásico de Dolomitas, Cadini di Misurina y la grandeza de las montañas

A classic of Dolomites, Cadini di Misurina and the greatness of the mountains

#mountain #landscape #photography #nature

i’m an album girly
playlists are cool
but listening to an entire album in order, the way the artist intended? that’s where it’s at for me personally

I have to spend the next few days dealing with the type of work I don’t particularly love (the tedious things..) but afterward I’m going to focus again on developing recipes for my Patreon and getting YouTube fixed up real nice with long form content! I also finally got to take a walk today ❄️

I just have to quickly share what a beautiful snowy day we had here today before I get back to doing my sale on tumblr lol okay byee 🙈

Thank you so much for sharing these pictures!! 🥹❤️

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Thank you so much 🤩

A beautiful morning in the Dolomites!

#photography #nature #landscapephotography

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