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aeneas sagar hemphill

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writer & performer

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Time person of the year cover for 2025

Time person of the year cover for 2025

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

12.12.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 24052    πŸ” 4387    πŸ’¬ 877    πŸ“Œ 668
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

07.12.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 16375    πŸ” 6021    πŸ’¬ 148    πŸ“Œ 297

It's called caring about the world? If you want things to be better, you are going to want politics to be better, and if it's bad, you want to say something about it in the hopes it will change. It's not like they hate a band and listen to them all the time

06.12.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i hate him so much!!!! He's Satan!!!!

05.12.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is not even the only completely disqualifying thing he's said or done. As long as I'm alive this monster will never be President

05.12.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i love that "we can't give them homes because they'll be messy and do drugs" has been a successful argument against housing the homeless

05.12.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's been a thing since radio

05.12.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice

04.12.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7305    πŸ” 1571    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 107

me naming a character John cause I can't think of anything

04.12.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump Sending Mixed Message to Transgender Community: "Does He Want to Outlaw Our Healthcare Or Legalize Our Favorite Cars?"

04.12.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 660    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

i think he mixed up that saying about the land of the blind and the one about the knife at a gun fight, but it is a fact that last night sean said β€˜the man with the gun at the knife show is king’

04.12.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 189    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

I poke fun at Geese/Cameron Winter but i can't stand the haters, who are philistines and losers

04.12.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that "Hello? Human Resources?!" meme but it's Cameron Winter on top and Anthony Keidis on the bottom

04.12.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
pantone's color of the year, "cloud dancer", a dull shade of white here illustrated by a person wearing ridiculous white pants

pantone's color of the year, "cloud dancer", a dull shade of white here illustrated by a person wearing ridiculous white pants

pantone just named landlord white the color of the year 2026, WE NEED TO BUILD HOUSES

04.12.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1412    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 178
REM - Murmur (IRS, 1983)

REM - Murmur (IRS, 1983)

Playing the best REM album is always a good decision.

04.12.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every 1950s musical is like 'Corn Packers of Colorado is based on the tragedy of Hipploytus by Seneca'

04.12.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's the "attraction" of cults: they provide a feeling of belonging and purpose they can't find elsewhere (or are manipulated into believing they can't find it elsewhere)

04.12.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

people fall into cults because they're broken and someone uses their confusion to sell them a product

04.12.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's not why people fall into cults

04.12.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

IDLES GUY: Batmanβ€”

THE WORLD:

04.12.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

came here to say this

04.12.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh oh

04.12.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 536    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

Apple worried about state surveillance all of a sudden!

03.12.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what frustrates me so much about these articles: Propagating the narrative that large numbers of kids are faking disabilities is just going to result in a world where disabled people are *even more* scrutinized when they ask for accommodations!

02.12.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2594    πŸ” 374    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 13

wow that TN race closed up huh

03.12.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i can't wait for Hillary Clinton to d*e

03.12.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Poster for Todd Haynes' film SAFE

Poster for Todd Haynes' film SAFE

brought the Roku to my hotel room so now i'm watching

02.12.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i can't believe the song Pitchfork picked from Dan's Boogie was Bologna. Every song on that album is perfect but what a weird choice

02.12.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0