I just found the "Soiled Trousers" in Grim Dawn. Wow. Pretty gross, but at least I know what to assign to the #2 hotkey. π
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Editor (retired), poet, linguist, nature lover, sci-fi fan, rabid gamer, furtive radish-eater, native Texan, and almost-insignificant speck in a vast universe.
I just found the "Soiled Trousers" in Grim Dawn. Wow. Pretty gross, but at least I know what to assign to the #2 hotkey. π
14.11.2025 20:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't always cry alone: sometimes an onion is there.
03.11.2025 13:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Smoochy Halloween from Vault 616!
31.10.2025 17:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0After six months of fortune cookies, I have one last morsel for you. Happy Halloween, and good fortune to everyone!
Today's fortune from a real cookie:
"If we are all worms, try to be a glow worm."
Today's fortune from a real cookie:
"An imaginary illness is worse than a real one."
Today's fortune from a real cookie:
"Follow your honest beliefs to stay strong."
Today's fortune from a real cookie:
"Courage is rightly considered the foremost of the virtues, for upon it, all others depend."
Today's fortune from a real cookie:
"Listen these next few days to your friends to get answers you seek."
Aha! I see that our cat-bowl inspectors were on duty last night. (We usually just have a 'possum or two, but these look like raccoon tracks.)
25.10.2025 16:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This weekend's fortunes from real cookies:
25.10.2025 12:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today's fortune from a real cookie:
"A day of worry is more exhausting than a week of work."
Me: Hmm. The oven says "400 degrees," and the microwave is counting down from fifteen minutes. Hey coffee maker, what time is it?
CM: It's my time to shine!
Me: And ... ?
CM: Oh, sorry. Uhm ... 6:32 pm!
Me: Great, thanks. See you in the morning.
CM: [quietly] Damn right.
Today's fortune from a real cookie:
"Awaken your divine nature within."
Today's fortune from a real cookie:
"Don't accept that others know better than you."
Today's fortune from a real cookie:
"You will make many changes before settling down happily."
Today's fortune from a real cookie:
"The real meaning of enlightenment is to gaze with undimmed eyes on all undimmed."
This weekend's fortunes from real cookies:
18.10.2025 11:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today's fortune from a real cookie:
"You are on the verge of something big."
Today's fortune from a real cookie:
"Doing little things well is a step towards doing big things better."
Today's fortune from a real cookie:
"Always remember where you are going and never forget where you've been."
Today's fortune from a real cookie:
"You find beauty in ordinary things. Do not lose this ability."
Today's fortune from a real cookie:
"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist."
Nooo! I had just gotten over the end of Alien: Earth, and my wife bought our parrot a toy that looks like T. Ocellus. Come back, Eye Midge, we love you! π’πποΈπ
12.10.2025 13:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This weekend's fortunes from real cookies:
11.10.2025 12:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today's fortune from a real cookie:
"This weekend will bring you a surprise."
Today's fortune from a real cookie:
"Never bring unhappy feelings into your home."
Today's fortune from a real cookie:
"Life is not a struggle. It's a wiggle."
Today's fortune from a real cookie:
"You are realistic, and others relate to you."
Today's fortune from a real cookie:
"To exercise the body is to purify the soul."
This weekend's fortunes from real cookies:
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