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:: called through increasingly suburban airs and ways with autumn falling over everything :: landscape photos, creative writing (duck-centric), music, football (soccer), my cats, other bits.

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#readandplay (499)
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky

Steely Dan - Dr Wu

youtu.be/ImtdntJQfSs

15.10.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Black and white, minimal skyline with a few clouds, a few light posts, a few trees, and a lot of empty space.

Black and white, minimal skyline with a few clouds, a few light posts, a few trees, and a lot of empty space.

#photography
#blackandwhite
#landscape
#urbanlandscapes
#minimalism

15.10.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#vss365 - #beetle

Seventy-five percent of us โ€” humans, monkeys and noble plumed ducks alike โ€”
find ourselves in dismal shade, out beyond the divine gaze, as it seems the Creator in cosmic order, has blessed His favored quarter, showing His inordinate fondness for beetles.

15.10.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€˜poop ballโ€™ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

15.10.2025 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#vss365 - #deluxe

I sit around moping about phonies and โ€˜fuckโ€™ all over the walls, unaware that the park ducks are in fact deluxe ducks, pricey imports for polite society: on the sly they undermine the moral authority of my already insipid takes and tastes, fuckinโ€™ ducks! make me the real phony.

15.10.2025 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#LookAndSee 224 #MusicChallenge

Lyle Lovett, If I Had A Boat

youtu.be/hpM8FjO4Vko

15.10.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ™

14.10.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A black and white landscape photo of a mudflat at low tide somewhere out near Dangjin South Korea. Itโ€™s pretty flat, featureless except for the textures of the sand bar and the overcast sky. The ocean is on the right, and thereโ€™s a question mark shaped rivulet reaching in toward the left.

A black and white landscape photo of a mudflat at low tide somewhere out near Dangjin South Korea. Itโ€™s pretty flat, featureless except for the textures of the sand bar and the overcast sky. The ocean is on the right, and thereโ€™s a question mark shaped rivulet reaching in toward the left.

#landscape
#photography
#blackandwhite
#minimalism

13.10.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#readandplay (498)
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky

Shins, New Slang

New slang when you notice the stripes
The dirt in your fries
Hope itโ€™s right when you die
Old and bony

youtu.be/zYwCmcB0XMw

13.10.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A prose poem on a background photo of some plant or weed or something: 

Me, perennially misunderstood: lizard greens with human undertones; halo of fragrance hints at earth, wood, old bones and the musky updraft of a duckโ€™s sentient descendent convergent with (or at least conversant with) monkey brains stood on two legs. Nowhere home calls me โ€” I reside in no oneโ€™s family.

A prose poem on a background photo of some plant or weed or something: Me, perennially misunderstood: lizard greens with human undertones; halo of fragrance hints at earth, wood, old bones and the musky updraft of a duckโ€™s sentient descendent convergent with (or at least conversant with) monkey brains stood on two legs. Nowhere home calls me โ€” I reside in no oneโ€™s family.

#vss365 - undertone

13.10.2025 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

prompts: influence / tip

13.10.2025 11:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#2wordprompt

โ€˜Three Blue Turkish Rondosโ€™ shows the influence of a popular 1977 arabesque radio orchestra recording, while gold tipped sesame leaves lain carefully in the plating of the metaphorical (though still unfortunate) ducks signal a change in course, if not in time or taste.

13.10.2025 11:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lot of so-called Christians out there in MAGA-land are about to perform some serious rhetorical acrobatics to try to pass this off as ok.

13.10.2025 10:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shocking ๐Ÿ˜‚

13.10.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Christianity is fine unless itโ€™s soft power sabotage on behalf of American imperialism. Seems reasonable to me ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

13.10.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#readandplay (495)
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky

Yo La Tengo - Sudden Organ

youtu.be/wlhg3iY1IUw

11.10.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*groan* ๐Ÿ˜‚

11.10.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#vss365

Boat pitches โ€”maybe starboard? Or port? of the land, me, terrestrial at heart I wouldnโ€™t knowโ€” Tinkerbell springs a leak: the basso continuo washed into the waves still thumps with those buoyant hairstyles they sport. I hide in my inside out #raincoat, oilcloth shroud, with hope to sink up

11.10.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, really? Ok, I didnโ€™t know that, thanks. So everything is still shit because of himโ€ฆ but differently! ๐Ÿ˜‚

11.10.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just sad that this has immediately turned into โ€˜what asshole thing has Trump said about the Nobel Prize?โ€™ rather than being about Machado and her cause. Everything is shit right now because of him.

11.10.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Awesome ๐Ÿ˜‚

10.10.2025 09:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œCascade of shitโ€ ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿ’ฏ

10.10.2025 09:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#vss365 - libertine

Suggestive glimpse of ripples on the surface of the pond: racy fronds, cattails and pussy willows; hind quarters high to feed mid paddle nโ€™ splash, there, you see even the ducks are libertine โ€” you wade, fade in marsh modesty.

09.10.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#readandplay (493)
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky

Joni Mitchell - Ladies of the Canyon

youtu.be/obRVlFCVlAg

09.10.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

prompts: smooth / station

09.10.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#2wordprompt

Smooth, waxy leaves these palm fronds; rough hewn beams akimbo; noughts, in fact nought, only a winning line of crosses; stations set up in the round eliciting particular agonies, mysteries, and some final joy for a pair of Semitic Marys: one amongst them subject to assumption.

09.10.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#vss365 - #ashes

For ashes Iโ€™d blast ancient withered stumps leg spin, a recidivist hack, trapped, incarcerated by way of silly mid; dry track of Indian caste, inflated expectations before drinks, a penal regimeโ€™s numbers Duckworth cooked; a long wait, a long tail โ€” and then bowled over the sea.

08.10.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Assuming we make it through all this, I am so looking forward to these creeps getting theirs in a trial or human rights hearing. I hope they never sleep well again.

07.10.2025 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow, a mere two comments in and apparently no one is listening.

07.10.2025 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#vss365

I would free #associate myself into an oblivion fugue of phantasmagorical self-aggrandizement on the stained couch of resentment and old bile, confess everything Iโ€™d done to a dubious, leering Austrian doused in flammable sherry and caramel spittle. I had gone clear. But was it enough?

06.10.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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