Jeremy C. Shipp

Maga botlickers are right now asking their AI if it's normal for the president to wander around on a roof shouting yabadabadoo and the AI is saying yes, it's very normal and no one should worry at all.

Here's a lovely photo of my fabric art Mothman. He's a black Mothman-like creature with a gray face, twinkly red eyes, and a wide grin full of sharp teeth. His wings have red and black circular markings on the tips.

Mothman is giving etiquette advice (concerning monsters, cryptids, and the supernatural) over at my Patreon. I didn't ask him to do this, but he insisted. He says this is a public service.

patreon.com/jeremycreature

You can lead a horse to water but sometimes when you pull the legendary sword out of the lake, the horse reveals himself as a trickster god and steals the weapon and your knapsack full of apples.

It's always a bit jarring when I'm birdwatching and I spot a bird with tiny binoculars staring right at me crossing "big nerd" off his list.

You can lead a horse to water but sometimes when you pull the legendary sword out of the lake, the horse reveals himself as a trickster god and steals the weapon and your knapsack full of apples.

Here's a lovely photo of the tiny witch homunculus with a galaxy print fabric in the background. She's a small green fabric art homunculus with sparkly red eyes and a little frown. She's holding a rainbow staff with a green stone on the top. She's also wearing a black fabric witch hat. There's a speech bubble and she's saying, "Jeremy just posted Homunculus and Egg #1 over at their Patreon. It's about me and an egg named Egg. Can you feel that? I'm using a spell to encourage you to read it."

The Tiny Witch Homunculus is now a character over at my Patreon. Here's a quick message from her.

www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

It's always a bit jarring when I'm birdwatching and I spot a bird with tiny binoculars staring right at me crossing "big nerd" off his list.

The tiny witch homunculus informed me today that she's a tiny private eye who uses tiny magicks to solve tiny crimes. How did I not know this before?

Here's a lovely photo of the tiny witch homunculus with a galaxy print fabric in the background. She's a small green fabric art homunculus with sparkly red eyes and a little frown. She's holding a rainbow staff with a green stone on the top. She's also wearing a black fabric witch hat. There's a speech bubble and she's saying, "Jeremy just posted Homunculus and Egg #1 over at their Patreon. It's about me and an egg named Egg. Can you feel that? I'm using a spell to encourage you to read it."

The Tiny Witch Homunculus is now a character over at my Patreon. Here's a quick message from her.

www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

Purdue student detained by ICE and taken to troubled Louisiana holding facility Yeonsoo Go, 20, was detained after her immigration hearing in Manhattan and taken away by ICE agents.

Go, a college student, has a dependent visa (her mother, an Episcopal minister, is here on a religious worker visa), which doesn't expire until Dec. But when she tried to renew it early, ICE nabbed her and sent her halfway across the US to a detention center.
www.wthr.com/article/news...

Here's a lovely photo of a plethora of hand-sewn fabric art creatures. There's a watermelon creature with a red face, eight black seed-like eyes, and a wide mouth with five sharp teeth. There's a white ghost trinket bag covered with purple embroidered flowers. She has a gray face, sparkly black eyes and a little frown. There's a strawberry creature with three bulbous green eyes. There's a watermelon ghost, and a black creature with sharp teeth wearing a bulbous eye earring. There's a large purple creature with many yellow eyes and an open mouth, with a little green creature popping her head out. All the creatures are sitting on green fur and there's a galaxy print fabric in the background.

If you enjoy my fabric art and want to support my work, it would mean the world to me if you considered joining my Patreon.

Patrons will get frequent fun posts, like updates on new creatures, Felmer's positive affirmations, and Mothman's etiquette advice.

www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

In case you missed this thread I posted the other day...

Here's a lovely photo of a plethora of hand-sewn fabric art creatures. There's a watermelon creature with a red face, eight black seed-like eyes, and a wide mouth with five sharp teeth. There's a white ghost trinket bag covered with purple embroidered flowers. She has a gray face, sparkly black eyes and a little frown. There's a strawberry creature with three bulbous green eyes. There's a watermelon ghost, and a black creature with sharp teeth wearing a bulbous eye earring. There's a large purple creature with many yellow eyes and an open mouth, with a little green creature popping her head out. All the creatures are sitting on green fur and there's a galaxy print fabric in the background.

If you enjoy my fabric art and want to support my work, it would mean the world to me if you considered joining my Patreon.

Patrons will get frequent fun posts, like updates on new creatures, Felmer's positive affirmations, and Mothman's etiquette advice.

www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

In case you missed this thread I posted the other day...

Fascists are so happy that avid AI users, AKA botlicking technosloppers, view the inane hallucinations of plagiarism machines as their own thoughts, their own writings, their own works of art. Fascists want to control the lens through which people identify and think.

Guys who think they could beat a bear in a fist fight would likely get knocked out by a single angry goose.

Here's a lovely photo of a plethora of my fabric art creatures. They're on green fur with a galaxy print fabric in the background. There's a black cosmic moth with a gray face, twinkly red eyes, and a wide smile full of sharp teeth. She's covered with embroidered stars and planets of various sizes and colors. There's a watermelon ghost covered with embroidered pink flowers sitting on a pink wire chair. There's a watermelon ghost bag and a small homunculus sitting on a pink and green striped chair. There's a tooth creature with a wide open mouth and four orange eyes and lavender eyeshadow. There's a black phantom with a gray face and wisps of every color of the rainbow.

I have 5 creatures, 3 bags, and a few pairs of earrings available at my shop. My fabric art creatures are designed, hand-sewn and hand-embroidered by me.

I'm shifting over from Etsy to Big Cartel, so any support at my new shop is very much appreciated.

jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Here's a photo featuring a stack of the book Familiar by Jeremy C. Shipp. There's another copy leaning against the stack, with the cover facing the camera. The cover shows an open mouth with lips made of muscle and teeth made of fingers and a tongue made of intestines. In the back of the mouth, there's an eye. My fabric art homunculus is sitting on the stack of books. She's green with big sparkling red eyes and a tiny frown. There's also a black and red mushroom near the stack with a large eye. Near the stack, there's also a pinecone covered with googly eyes.

I have 1 signed copy of my newest little book Familiar left at my Big Cartel shop! Would anyone like to grab this while I'm preparing packages?

Buying copies from me directly is a great way to help me have food, shelter, and things of that nature.

jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Here's a lovely photo of a plethora of my fabric art creatures. They're on green fur with a galaxy print fabric in the background. There's a black cosmic moth with a gray face, twinkly red eyes, and a wide smile full of sharp teeth. She's covered with embroidered stars and planets of various sizes and colors. There's a watermelon ghost covered with embroidered pink flowers sitting on a pink wire chair. There's a watermelon ghost bag and a small homunculus sitting on a pink and green striped chair. There's a tooth creature with a wide open mouth and four orange eyes and lavender eyeshadow. There's a black phantom with a gray face and wisps of every color of the rainbow.

Hey Bluesky, could you help me spread the word about my Big Cartel shop? A sale or two would be a colossal help.

All of my creations are designed, hand-sewn, hand-embroidered by me. Each takes many hours to make.

jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

All valid criticisms. FYI: psychic damage from possible bigfoots may feature in an upcoming book of mine…

My main criticisms of most Bigfoot-based horror movies:
-they don't say squatch often enough
-the bigfoots turn out to be killers in costumes way too often
-bigfoot should cause more psychic headaches!
-there should be a tiny bigfoot who lives on bigfoot's head

yall want this weird lil book
its perfect

Capybaras should be able to pull any levers they can manage to reach.

I have a pear-a-social relationship with that fruit tree outside that sometimes has a human face when I see it out of the corner of my eye. I think it really likes me.

Here's a photo featuring a stack of the book Familiar by Jeremy C. Shipp. There's another copy leaning against the stack, with the cover facing the camera. The cover shows an open mouth with lips made of muscle and teeth made of fingers and a tongue made of intestines. In the back of the mouth, there's an eye. My fabric art homunculus is sitting on the stack of books. She's green with big sparkling red eyes and a tiny frown. There's also a black and red mushroom near the stack with a large eye. Near the stack, there's also a pinecone covered with googly eyes.

I have 1 signed copy of my newest little book Familiar left at my Big Cartel shop! Would anyone like to grab this while I'm preparing packages?

Buying copies from me directly is a great way to help me have food, shelter, and things of that nature.

jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Capybaras should be able to pull any levers they can manage to reach.

Guys who think they could beat a bear in a fist fight would likely get knocked out by a single angry goose.

I have a pear-a-social relationship with that fruit tree outside that sometimes has a human face when I see it out of the corner of my eye. I think it really likes me.

-people are always stepping on bigfoot's footprint to see how big it is compared to their own foot (this ruins the evidence!)
-bigfoot should sing
-bigfoot should carry people around like a baby way more often

My main criticisms of most Bigfoot-based horror movies:
-they don't say squatch often enough
-the bigfoots turn out to be killers in costumes way too often
-bigfoot should cause more psychic headaches!
-there should be a tiny bigfoot who lives on bigfoot's head