What fresh hell is this?!

Iran war is costing American citizens
$890M a day...

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a young boy in a yellow shirt is standing in front of a refrigerator . ALT: a young boy in a yellow shirt is standing in front of a refrigerator .

His son upon hearing the news

It’s like an aquarium for dictators. Look at all the people there to get a glimpse of the pedophile golfing!

Wartime Donald Trump is playing golf while the war continues.

My Dearest Martha,
We came expecting to partake in a viewing session of Girls Gone Wild, but were informed that the show was cancelled due to the radical left democrats sabotaging spring break. What tyranny to exist today! How will we watch inebriated young girls plied with illicit illegal drugs?

U.S. Central Command @CENTCOM CENTCOM Update TAMPA, Fla. – Last night, a U.S. service member passed away from injuries received during the Iranian regime’s initial attacks across the Middle East. The service member was seriously wounded at the scene of an attack on U.S. troops in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia on March 1. This is the seventh service member killed in action during Operation Epic Fury. Major combat operations continue. The identity of the fallen warrior will be withheld until 24 hours after next of kin notification. 7:29 PM · Mar 8, 2026 · 510.5K Views

Another service member killed, this time from wounds suffered in an attack in Saudi Arabia.

“International Women’s Day” ending up on the only 23 hour day of the year.

The malignant narcissist president won’t listen to your silly little reports. Smash one terrorist it creates 10 more. Trump is the bull in china shop, stealing smashing grifting. And the world watches on, who will stop him?

Trump views the American military as pawns in his game of kleptocracy chess. His buddy Putin is giving Iran intel on how to kill US soldiers.

Time to disobey illegal orders.

Jeffrey Epstein Surviver, Jena Lisa Jones has something for everyone to hear.

Listen.

Agitprop actors. They are paid to rile up both sides to divide- incite violence. Countless examples of this type of stuff during January 6th, Jake lang, maga stooges, etc. Probably on Roger Stone’s dime

Agitprop actor. Paid by someone…

So the speedboat incident the other day, with masked militia members WAS Trump’s Bay of Piggies 2.0!?

He says the quiet part out loud

TV entertainer and inexplicably Secretary of Defense/War/whatevs Pete Hegseth is again running in the opposite direction from the truth.

“We got no shortage of munitions. Our stockpiles of defensive and offensive weapons allow us to sustain this campaign as long as we need to.

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Kristi will learn soon that she’ll never again sleep peacefully because not enough “rough” men will stand outside her bricked in window standing guard. That’ll be scary…

Says a woman who has pumped 18-lbs of silicone into her face so Dear Leader looks her way and while squinting says, “you look like my daughter, the hot one Ivanka, not that other one. You have a job in National Security protecting Americans.” Then she’s off on her way grifting a fortune

Fun fact: if you’re bored and visit WAPO, search for “Lauren Sanchez’s plastic rubber fugly assface”… the AI assistant is programmed to only reply with: “Lauren Sanchez is known for her consistent style and hourglass figure”.

I guess having your billionaire husband edit reality for you worked out

Midterm election promise: Vote for republicans and we’ll make your kids cannon fodder for Dear Leader

It takes the Oomph outta the speech when your eyes have to pause to read the words on the teleprompter. I feel if you don’t have this shit memorized by now, you are a bad leader.

Exactly. I don’t think Americans have it in them.
“But but I have to go to work,”
“But I’m just following orders”
“But but we need a permit to protest… “
“We have to wait for the big No Kings march in October 2027…”

Putin also had a bunch of hand picked criminal lapdogs who ran unopposed because the opposition was poisoned, flew from windows or was found locked in car trunks, oops they died of heart attack… etc.

Just LIKE PUTIN DID IT!

Example #19447

I feel like Americans still don’t know that the trump admin is full of criminals and child rapists that are fully covering up their crimes for one another, and we keep tweeting out “OMG look what they just did!?” tweets ad nauseam.

I hope for the sake of her baby that she miscarries.

How anyone could support this mumbling child rapist at this point is beyond me.

General strike time!

This sounds like what a teenage boy playing Fortnite would say.

Randall on Mississippi: "One of the perpetrators of that fraud? Former NFL quarterback Brett Favre, who received $1.1m from the govt for speeches he never made. Congressional Republicans' response was to invite Favre to testify about how we should strengthen oversight of federal welfare programs."

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