Gib Gerard

If I were a drug dealer and someone asked me for coke, I’d say, “is Pepsi okay?” I would laugh. Eventually, I’d get stabbed, but that’s show biz, baby.

12.03.2025 22:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What did you say that worked?

02.03.2025 01:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m tired of being in the stupidest timeline.

23.02.2025 17:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A mathematician sits at their desk taking a phone call. Panel 1: "Hello, math department. Mathematician speaking." Panel 2: "What's that? You're making a reboot of The Brady Bunch?" Panel 3: "Well that's all great, but what do you need me for?" Panel 4: "Ah, I see. Seventeen people." Panel 5: "I'll need a research team and 10 years." Panel 6: A picture of 17 Brady family members in squares, packed in the outer square using the best packing currently proven in mathematics.

This gave me a good chuckle. I will strive to answer all phone calls as in the first panel from now on. thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com/2024/12/01/b...

#MathSky

02.12.2024 05:43 — 👍 33    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

Mentally, I’m here.

01.12.2024 01:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MLB: Dodgers
NBA: Lakers
NHL: Kings
NFL: Rams
NWSL: Angel City

30.11.2024 04:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Too true.

30.11.2024 04:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We spent a much time wondering if we could, we never stopped to think if we should.

29.11.2024 16:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not to brag, but I say Voldemort out loud.

29.11.2024 03:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Link?

28.11.2024 18:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can you save a draft on #bluesky?

28.11.2024 16:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think about this a lot.

28.11.2024 05:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0