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ok i think i should move the rest of my evening over to the alt ...

02.11.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hell ... she's worked with Meryl Streep's ex-husband for longer than she's been working on the Oscar ...

02.11.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

because of her job my mom is herself only one "hop" away from everyone who's won an Oscar in the last decade or so ...

02.11.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

why are you advertising how cool it is to bet on baseball during the last possible baseball game of the season?

02.11.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who ever is operating these drone cameras is really putting in 110% ...

02.11.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

unless you are an elected official or a billionaire i will not tag you in a critical post ... i'll just say my peace and hope the historians can figure out who i was talking about based on context clues ...

02.11.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sabrina Carpenter with blonde hair dressed as Lynda Carter’s Wonder Woman

Sabrina Carpenter with blonde hair dressed as Lynda Carter’s Wonder Woman

I see this little argument about Wonder Woman being brunette…
Reminder! Wonder Woman is within all of us, and sometimes, she has blonde hair like Sabrina Carpenter! πŸ’«

01.11.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4946    πŸ” 472    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 48

There are at least 100 people alive right now who could single handedly, and with verry little personal effort, almost totally conquer world hunger ... But are too busy trying to impress history's worst human ...

01.11.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't lived in NYC in a decade and this still feels wildly out of date ...

01.11.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They lost every time they "moved left" because they got accused of doing a bunch of stuff they weren't actually doing ... But didn't actually do any of that stuff so things got worse and they alienated everyone ...

01.11.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the eyes of the establishment, there’s literally nothing Mamdani can do to prove he’s not an antisemite, and literally nothing the openly fascist trump regime can do to prove they are, up to and including intentionally dressing like literal, historical Nazis

01.11.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2805    πŸ” 655    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 19

oh i see they are trying to seed their new logo by putting it on the floor of this live event ...

01.11.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm relatively new to actually paying attention to Baseball ... but this intentional walk thing feels off to me ...

01.11.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry "MSNOW" but i'd rather watch baseball commercials then Joe ...

01.11.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"could be the marble that was originally there" what the fuck are you talking about you deranged maniac ...

01.11.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excomunicate Vance!
Excomunicate Vance!!
Excomunicate Vance!!!
Excomunicate Vance!!!!

01.11.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just because shit looks gold doesn't mean it is gold ... A lot of that crap is plated at best and a lot of it is probably spray paint ...

31.10.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saying it ran for 46 "seasons" is kind of bullshit ... It sounds impressive but really doesn't mean shit with a show like that (same with all the Food Network shows that are on "season" 74)

31.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I will admit I have no idea how to correct things without sounding like a dick ... So this isn't really constructive criticism ... Just my own little scream into the void ...

31.10.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We should absolutely aim for accuracy in our reflections on the loss ... But it can come across as a little dickish to just "well actually" at people who are maybe overblowing one particular issue because of their own perceptions of the media environment at the time ...

31.10.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And, like the Liz Cheney stuff it's kind of a matter of degrees. It was great to have here involved in the campaign ... But I think they overused here and ended up alienating some people ... But probably not more than they attracted so on balance it was helpful ... Just not enough ...

31.10.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, there is no one single thing that caused their loss, the "weird" stuff is part of it, but there are lots of other factors that contributed and fixing this one thing wouldn't have changed enough on its own ...

31.10.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And yes a lot of the reason we think he backed off of it is because it stopped getting the kind of coverage in media that it should have had ...

31.10.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The word "weird" vs the way he was originally using the "they are weird" theme are different and yes of course he kept using the word, but I do think they moved away from the overall theme ... Like there could have been a great rebuttal to the bullshit "They/them" ad focused on how weird it was ...

31.10.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sprinting to secure my financial future by being the first with a Louvre Thief Kissing Luigi ebook

31.10.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

IDK, the way he keeps slumpping into that Oval Office couch probably undermines JD's relationship with it ...

30.10.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Too far north to vote for Mamdani ... But I still voted!
(Actually a lot of my local elections involve Dem candidates running unopposed ... But the County Comptroller is a big local issue!)

30.10.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had to pick, I'd want the Blue Jays to win ... But for personal reasons who ever wins I hope we get to a game 7 ...

30.10.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just about the only person I want to vote for less than Newsom is fucking Rahm Emanuel ...

30.10.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He doesn't care about the government shutdown because shutting down the government was his goal ...

30.10.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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