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I 🍠 what I 🍠

03.07.2023 08:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seconded

28.04.2023 04:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My tummy is soooo swole from RIBALTA 🍕

26.04.2023 05:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My gaydar sucks but I can pick a hillsdale alum out of a crowd in milliseconds

25.04.2023 21:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If one thing is certain, it’s that I will over or under salt my pasta water

25.04.2023 21:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am a spray tan pro. I might be going thru wild weight gain due to uncontrollable hormonal shifts from these annoying fucking surgeries I’ve had, but I WILL be tan and it WILL make me look ~5-10lbs slimmer SO HELP ME GAWD

25.04.2023 21:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cheez-its are my kryptonite

25.04.2023 21:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Keep forgetting this app exists should I just repost some selected tweets?

25.04.2023 21:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m an Apple Music gal over Spotify. Will I be Bluesky gal over Twitter? 🤔

14.04.2023 18:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it may not mean nothin to yall

13.04.2023 02:25 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I really do not have the bandwidth for two social media platforms, wish I could just auto export my tweets w a plug-in 🙄

11.04.2023 05:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0