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Brandon Kennedy

@bicycleidiot.bsky.social

Dad, Writer, Reader, Fuck Cancer | Twin Cities, MN

1,887 Followers  |  532 Following  |  2,757 Posts  |  Joined: 24.07.2023
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Close to 650 federal agents remain in Minnesota weeks after border czar announced end of operation There are still more than quadruple the 150 agents Tom Homan said there would be in the state by the end of last week.

They’re still lying to us.

www.startribune.com/close-to-650...

05.03.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1824    πŸ” 784    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 23

I’m rugged as hell because my maternal grandfather was a WWII Navy vet and a union carpenter, and my paternal grandfather ran dump trucks that hauled black dirt and molding sand all throughout the Minnesota River Valley.

05.03.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like using those options too. Anything is better than selling to someone you know and getting caught in a soap opera.

04.03.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two years ago this week I sold an extra concert ticket to a guy who turned out to be stalking and harassing a woman who was also going to the show. He got drunk and disappeared. I ran into the woman and she made a pass at me. Twice. That’s why I always sell my tickets through StubHub now.

04.03.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, hello, not a bot, former English major, we exist

04.03.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude, Read a Novel Challenge

04.03.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

D’s Banh Mi at 38th and Nicollet in Mpls

04.03.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Big beautiful banh mi

Big beautiful banh mi

First Wednesday Sandwich Siren Awoooooo

04.03.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reading is an out-of-body experience

04.03.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

coffee is a mind-altering drug

04.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Ant hits a three, makes a superb block and grabs the ball

04.03.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve found them several times at Cub in Bloomington and Target in Richfield

04.03.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a run! Wishing you a fast recovery

03.03.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Me riding my bike

Me riding my bike

reporting from the saddle, I’m seeing bright sunshine and fine bicycling weather across the minneapolis-st. paul metropolitan area

03.03.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All-dressed chips are available here in the Twin Cities. I love them.

03.03.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Ducks eating grain spilled by a rail car at golden hour

Ducks eating grain spilled by a rail car at golden hour

unsolicited duck pic

03.03.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s because they’re delivering the goods πŸ’š

03.03.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One honk for Sour Cream & Dill
Two honks for JalapeΓ±o & Cheddar

03.03.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œKeep all them fascists underground”
- Margo Price

02.03.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kid 1 in crib

Kid 1 in crib

Kid 2 in crib

Kid 2 in crib

Kid 3 in crib

Kid 3 in crib

Two kids disassembling their crib

Two kids disassembling their crib

This crib survived all three of my kids and now it belongs to another family

02.03.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I couldn’t help it. They threw me out.

02.03.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Margo Price and me, old pals

Margo Price and me, old pals

Margo & moi, Mr VIP

02.03.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Miss Margo Price is playing at First Ave tonight. I have a ticket for the VIP experience which includes tour memorabilia and a private pre-concert mini-show. I’m not allowed to take video or pictures of the private show. I’m going to try sneaking in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

01.03.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I drank a mushroom tea with honey and cinnamon, and then I sat by a warm fireplace with a book. After some time the ceiling started breathing and the walls began waving and the rug on the floor rippled like a flag caught in a breeze. Has anything like that ever happened to you?

01.03.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not me at Costco awkwardly complimenting a guy on his Saint Paul jacket in the bakery.

28.02.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Me, wearing the Saint Paul jacket and standing by my very blue garage

Me, wearing the Saint Paul jacket and standing by my very blue garage

The 1st National Bank building in St Paul

The 1st National Bank building in St Paul

My wife asked me to try on the iconic St. Paul Jacket. I was happy to oblige.

28.02.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy smokes

28.02.2026 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well at least domestically, my neighbors are still in hiding.

28.02.2026 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 367    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like to think the president will die soon. I like to think he’s earned a special place in Hell. It brings me immense comfort to imagine his eternal suffering.

28.02.2026 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so sick of evil rich people making our short lives hell

28.02.2026 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2