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Brandon Kennedy

@bicycleidiot.bsky.social

Dad, Writer, Reader, Fuck Cancer | Twin Cities, MN

1,887 Followers  |  532 Following  |  2,742 Posts  |  Joined: 24.07.2023
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β€œKeep all them fascists underground”
- Margo Price

02.03.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kid 1 in crib

Kid 1 in crib

Kid 2 in crib

Kid 2 in crib

Kid 3 in crib

Kid 3 in crib

Two kids disassembling their crib

Two kids disassembling their crib

This crib survived all three of my kids and now it belongs to another family

02.03.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I couldn’t help it. They threw me out.

02.03.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Margo Price and me, old pals

Margo Price and me, old pals

Margo & moi, Mr VIP

02.03.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Miss Margo Price is playing at First Ave tonight. I have a ticket for the VIP experience which includes tour memorabilia and a private pre-concert mini-show. I’m not allowed to take video or pictures of the private show. I’m going to try sneaking in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

01.03.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I drank a mushroom tea with honey and cinnamon, and then I sat by a warm fireplace with a book. After some time the ceiling started breathing and the walls began waving and the rug on the floor rippled like a flag caught in a breeze. Has anything like that ever happened to you?

01.03.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not me at Costco awkwardly complimenting a guy on his Saint Paul jacket in the bakery.

28.02.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Me, wearing the Saint Paul jacket and standing by my very blue garage

Me, wearing the Saint Paul jacket and standing by my very blue garage

The 1st National Bank building in St Paul

The 1st National Bank building in St Paul

My wife asked me to try on the iconic St. Paul Jacket. I was happy to oblige.

28.02.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy smokes

28.02.2026 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well at least domestically, my neighbors are still in hiding.

28.02.2026 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 367    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like to think the president will die soon. I like to think he’s earned a special place in Hell. It brings me immense comfort to imagine his eternal suffering.

28.02.2026 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so sick of evil rich people making our short lives hell

28.02.2026 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

28.02.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4548    πŸ” 768    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 42

She wears a small but this is a medium and fits great

27.02.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Former residents are forever residents

27.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This Corduroy Jacket Is the One Thing St. Paul Resistance Dads Can’t Resist - Racket How a St. Paul Saints jacket became THE must-own local clothing item last weekend.

Everybody is talking about The Jacket...

27.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 7

I’m not a gambling man but the odds seem good

27.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See, that makes it Ok! It wasn’t Amazon’s fault at all 🫠

27.02.2026 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t help wondering what the gift cards are worth. What’s the going rate for shipping a loaded weapon by mistake?

27.02.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, we paid for all six books we brought home from @subtextbookstore.bsky.social

27.02.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhh, that’s a yup from me

27.02.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Hardcover books and a woman wearing corduroy St Paul jacket

Hardcover books and a woman wearing corduroy St Paul jacket

The St. Paul jacket is fly as hell indoors or out

27.02.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My wife wearing a corduroy St Paul Saints jacket outside Subtext Books

My wife wearing a corduroy St Paul Saints jacket outside Subtext Books

The St. Paul jacket has a deep interior chest pocket that fits a paperback with room to spare

27.02.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

It makes sense!

27.02.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The hop grower from Wisconsin says only female hops are used in brewing. Male hops do not have the desired qualities.

27.02.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

TIL Arkansas produces 50% of the nation’s rice

27.02.2026 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Anywhere but Edina

26.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
People sitting at a bar drinking beer shot from above

People sitting at a bar drinking beer shot from above

Master Brewers Association of America District Meeting at Surly Brewing. We’re sniffing Wisconsin-grown hops and hearing from a rice expert visiting from the University of Arkansas.

26.02.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Minnesota Counties, Ranked: Number 85, Traverse County There are 87 counties in Minnesota. I’ve lived here my entire life, so I am the only one both qualified and fearless enough to rank them from 1-87. While these rankings are just my opinion, they are c...

Coming in at number 85 on our exhaustive rankings of Minnesota counties: Traverse. Thanks to both my dad and @jonmarthaler.com for their input!

26.02.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

Axl Rose voice β€œYou could Banh Miii-Ee-ine”

26.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0