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@schmoofy.bsky.social

I don’t like theme parks, I love them. #Lorcana / A life devoted to the themed entertainment industry. Theme Park influencer, Orlando local, shenanigans. He/Him

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19.08.2025 18:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Photo Tour of Jock Lindsey's Halloween Hangar Bar at Disney Springs Head out to Disney Springs with us as we take a first look around the limited-time Jock Lindsey's Halloween Hangar Bar!

FIRST LOOK: Photo Tour of Jock Lindsey’s Halloween Hangar Bar at Disney Springs

19.08.2025 16:33 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1

Refreshing to see actual art and not just AI slop at a show

17.08.2025 14:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is fucking awesome

17.08.2025 14:17 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LETS HIT IT, HASTAAAAAAA

17.08.2025 14:16 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and nothing of value was lost

17.08.2025 12:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think that’s what the goal for that area is, not a real restaurant. At least that’s what I read from TM previews

15.08.2025 19:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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wake up new Epcot just dropped

13.08.2025 14:09 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Words right out of my mouth. These designs are excellent

12.08.2025 15:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
12.08.2025 03:32 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

all hail

12.08.2025 03:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Keep Epcot weird. This is great

11.08.2025 20:11 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Girl Dinner

11.08.2025 19:03 — 👍 33    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 0
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Weapons (2025)

11.08.2025 17:18 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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we lost the Cold War didn’t we

11.08.2025 11:27 — 👍 48    🔁 2    💬 6    📌 1

definitely not live

11.08.2025 11:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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🆘

10.08.2025 22:32 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Running out of ideas, are we?

09.08.2025 20:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I posted this on Reddit two years ago and it deserved more

09.08.2025 19:51 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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why is it every five seconds there’s a new random “influencer” trying to spill theme park “secrets” on “TikTok”

08.08.2025 03:05 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

WHAT IS THAT BOWL ORDER ARE YOU OKAY

07.08.2025 23:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Radroach on a skewer

07.08.2025 13:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is not a question you ask of Adam Sandler movies

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06.08.2025 21:19 — 👍 324    🔁 14    💬 7    📌 0

The only one I can faithfully answer “yes” to is Uncut Gems. The rest are ambiguous and just exist in space

06.08.2025 21:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Did you land with the 1->5 shift targets or the 2->6 ones for mill? I’ve had luck with both, but the 5 cost seem to be removed too easy lol

06.08.2025 15:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

we going golfing on that fresh green?

06.08.2025 14:36 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pixar overlay coming to the ferry boats

02.08.2025 22:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM

29.07.2025 01:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holy smokes

29.07.2025 00:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought Power Surge was moved near the back, are they bringing it back to the front then?

28.07.2025 22:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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